I pride myself on only promoting products or services that are worthwhile and put on by worthwhile people.  I think the Rich Jerk is a complete ass and honestly can't stand him.  I'm sure you've seen promos for this event everywhere and I'm no different from the others promoting it.  What I DO want to explain is why…

Understand that I will be at this event and will smack the crap out of Mr. Jerk.  His degrading crap is unbelievable.  To be clear, I want you to come and see me smack the crap out of The Rich Jerk!  I've been smacking people like him since I was in my early teens and look forward to beating a bit of sense into this punk.

So why would I promote his party?  Three reasons:

#1 - All profits are going to charity.

#2 - Rich Jerk's Right hand man is nothing like him.  Magic Ryan is smart, kind, and very much likable.  He is also the mind behind some of the genius marketing tactics that Rich Jerk has been using.  Like him or not, you have to admit that some of his marketing has been amazing.

Rich Jerk's Playboy Party

#3 - The networking possibilities at this event are going to be unbelievable.  Mike Filsaime, Tom Beal, John Reese, Frank Kern, Yanik Silver, myself and many others will be attending this blowout bash.  Can you imagine what it could do for you if you worked with one of us on a project?  How about a JV?  You would benefit on many levels.

So, why should you get your ticket from me?  I'm giving $6000 worth of bonuses!

First, I will be your mentor for six full months.  You'll have my private phone number, email access to me, you can even come and spend some time with me in my office.  I'm yours for an entire six months ($4000 value)

Second, I will have my team set up your entire web 2.0 presence.  This includes MySpace, Videos, Podcasts, Squidoo Lenses, A Blog, and a bunch of other stuff.  This will be entirely marketed for you and will simply explode your business.  I'm THE Web 2.0 Guy for internet marketing and your benefit on this package will be explosive.  ($2000 Value)

Click here to see the sales page (there is a link to a tame version in paragraph 2) or here for my Squidoo lens for the party.