Hi. I have a myspace page and, therefore, a blog. And you are going to read it, and you are going to like it. So there.
Perhaps you are asking yourself, "Self, why did he name his myspace 'popconservative?' And why do I refer to myself as 'self,' and not my name?" Well, I think I can sum it up best with a dialogue from the popular television series "South Park" (*putting hands under armpits*):
| Gerald: | [Kyle arrives] Well? What do you think, Kyle? |
| Kyle: | Dad? Don't you think our last new house is big enough? |
| Gerald: | Well, this one is BIGGER! |
| Kyle: | Tomorrow's trial, Everyone vs. Everyone, is gonna make things a lot worse! We have to stop it! |
| Gerald: | [kneels] Kyle, let me explain something to you. |
| Kyle: | [annoyed, looks askance] Hoh God, here we go. |
| Gerald: | You see, Kyle, we live in a liberal, democratic society. And Democrats make sexual harassment laws. These laws tell us what we can and can't say in the workplace. And what we can and can't do in the workplace. |
| Kyle: | Isn't that fascism? |
| Gerald: | No, because we don't call it fascism. Do you understand? |
| Kyle: | Do you? |
| Gerald: | [rises] Just look at how big this house is, Kyle. Just look at it. |
So there you go. I like pop culture. I find pop art to be just as relevant as "true" art. And I am a conservative. So you might say that I'm a, that's right, you guessed it, "pop conservative." (Nodding head with smarmy grin) Of course, I'm not sure that the term pop conservative actually means anything. But it will once I'm done having my way with this here internet....