So, my connection from O'Hare to Richmond is on American Eagle. You know those smaller planes where there's one seat to the right and two seats to the left. So, they make you tag your CARRY ON bag at the door of the plane because it doesn't fit in the mini overhead. Since there are only 8 people on the flight, I tell the guy I'll just slide it under the seat next to me. "No", he says. Can't do it, but it's right here at the door of the plane and that's where it will be when you get off. And yes, that's where it would have been had they not forgot to PUT IT ON THE PLANE! And here's the demented thing. We sat on the runway for 2 hours. So, I got to do a show at William and Mary last night in my sweatpants. Yes, I fly in sweatpants! God, I hate the airlines. I have to board my trip home right now, but there will be more on this...