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Elwood Bruise


Last Updated: 11/18/2009

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Gender: Male
Status: Single
Age: 35
Sign: Pisces

City: TACOMA
State: WASHINGTON
Country: US
Signup Date: 9/4/2006
October 21, 2009 - Wednesday 

Category: Sports
Another question I get a lot goes along the lines of "do you get paid to do what you do"? And my answer is always the same.

"I wish".

Well folks, wishes do come true!

As of Monday afternoon, I am now a writer for an online site called The Examiner. And yes, I am getting paid for it. I'm sure the bulk of the money I make on there will go towards my derby travels. Believe it or not, it does cost money for me to travel places (lol). But at the same time, I seriously doubt it will be enough to make a living off of. Although...you know...that would be kinda sweet, too!

The first article I wrote for them was a preview of Saturday's Dockyard Derby Dames championship bout. You can read it here. Since this is the first article, it has yet to be released to the general public. However, it can still be read by you if you so choose.

You can even comment on it if you like. As far as I know, all you have to do is click on "Subscribe" and you should be good to go. Granted, I haven't tried subscribing to it since it's my own site (lol). But a few others I have told about it yesterday already have and have left comments, too. Anyway, when you do subscribe to the page, you will also get emails sent to you whenever I post something new on there.

Now, don't worry one bit about this Myspace page here. It's not going anywhere. In fact, for now, I'm planning on using this blog as a portal to the new site for those who either don't read this blog or don't feel like signing up for the new one. Plus this site is still where I do the vast bulk of my derby networking. So it isn't going anywhere in the near or distant future.

One of my biggest goals with this Myspace page has been to help spread the word around about roller derby. And as I've said before, I think it has worked for the most part. Consistantly finishing in the number one slot on the Myspace sports blog rankings and even cracking the top 50 overall blogs a few times tells me this has been a success. I do know that even though the vast bulk of my 2500+ subscribers are people in the derby community, there are also a number of people who...as far as I know...aren't involved in the derby world at all. For me, this is also a success.

Now I know with the Examiner, there aren't nearly as many ready-made readers as there are here on Myspace. To a certain degree, this is also why I really hope that all my subscribers still click on here whenever I do post a link to the new site just to try to keep those numbers up. Maybe leave some "kudos" or something like that. Even though I do expect the numbers on here to drop, I also hope that we can still keep this derby boat afloat in the Myspace world. Afterall, we're still trying to spread that derby word, aren't we?

Although this is another area in which I hope to be successful on The Examiner. There are a lot of subjects on that site. And in the Seattle portion of it (there are numerous cities and areas to choose from on there), there are your usual Mariners, Seahawks, Storm, Sounders, Huskies, Cougars and high school sports pages. And as is my competitive nature, I really hope to overtake those other sites as the number one sports blog not only in the Seattle section, but the overall site of The Examiner. And I'm thinking that with your continued support, we should be able to accomplish that quite easily

Now I'm going to be posting quite a bit on there. Of course, there will be the usual bout recaps (which I'm slowly getting back into). I'll also continue to write about different things here and there as they pop into my mind. But with this new crowd I am going after on The Examiner, I'm also quite keen on getting the word out not only about the derby leagues here in the Puget Sound area, but also throughout the northwest (Washington, Oregon, Idaho, Montana, Alaska and British Columbia). So I will definitely not only be scouring the various league websites for information, but also hoping to establish a go-to person to get some extra info out of (such as bouts, fundraisers, special events, etc).

For now, that focus will be on the northwest. But as time goes along, I will probably extend it out across the derby world. Chances are I'll start out west here (California, Utah, Nevada, Arizona, New Mexico, Colorado and Wyoming) once I do decide I can handle that load. But for now, if there are events in other parts of the country (or the world, for that matter) that you want me to promote on this Myspace page here, let me know about it and I will be more than happy to use this blog to help you out the best I can!

Another thing that has been swirling around me lately is the coaching thing. Yes, I am VERY interested in coaching my own team. As I've always said, the Dockyard is my first choice since they are here in my hometown. However, if there isn't an open head coaching job there, I am looking other places. So far, there have been a few different teams/leagues who have asked me to go coach them. One league outside the state of Washington is even in the process of trying to find a job for me so I can move there more easily. And I won't lie to ya...it's nice to be in demand like that (lol).

Still, the next question that pops up is "if you do start coaching, what about the blog"? Well, the blog will still continue. I will still do my recaps and all the other stuff (perhaps minus the stronger opinions since I wouldn't want my team/league to get into trouble with anyone). I just won't recap the bouts I actually do coach in. So things won't change much that way. Which means there isn't a whole lot for you to worry about on that front.

Anyway, I'm very, VERY excited about this opportunity that The Examiner has given me! Another cool thing is that along with getting paid to write on there, my email is wide open for anyone to see. So the more successful I am, hopefully maybe other, more profitable opportunities will come along other places. At least that's my hope. Hell, ya gotta start somewhere...don't ya?

And when things like this happen, I have my usual round of "thank you's".

First off, I want to thank Sonoma County skater/coach Killer Vee for turning my attention to The Examiner! She first told me about this a few months ago. At the time, I had some other things simmering. But as time rolled along, they kinda fizzled out. So I finally decided to bite the bullet and go for it. And low an behold, they accepted me! Killer Vee also writes for them. And on the new page, I will be more than happy to pimp her site out as a "thank you".

Of course there is former Rose City skater Vominatrix. Her telling me one time to "keep spreading the derby word" is what initially sparked the idea for "All Bout Derby". Although I may very well have started doing this anyway, it was Vom who first stuck the idea in my head. I have no clue if she still reads this page anymore (she tells me she does, though...lol). But I want to thank her again for putting that idea in my head!

When I ran the idea of this Myspace page past Pia Mess, she said I should definitely do it. So I did. Pia has been a solid friend for me throughout my derby life. She was my first derby friend, and still my best derby friend. Thanks Pia!

The first two people to friend this Myspace page were Baby Fighterfly from Providence and Dez Asstris of the Sacred City Derby Girls. I still can't remember which one signed up first (lol). But they were the first two to take a look at this idea and say "hey...that looks pretty cool". So thanks Baby and Dez!

The very first subscriber to this blog was Rat City's Holley KnockHers. I have no idea as to why she was the first one (lol). But she has been a loyal reader ever since the page started. Thanks Holley! And I hope you follow it over to the new one!!!

And whenever I end these "thank you's", I always finish with Lindsay in St. Louis. She has read everything I've ever written online as far as these types of things go. From that very first one in 2003 that featured me in a hotel in Kennewick, WA flicking rubber bands into a garbage can to this one, Lindsay has been there every single step of the way.

Earlier tonight while I was IMing Judy Asa Punk about all of this, Lindsay's name came up somehow. And as I thought about it...believe it or not...I actually shed a couple tears over it. For about a minute, all I could think about was telling Lindsay "I did it! I'm a pro writer now! Maybe not the best paid pro. Or anything major. But I'm finally getting paid"! Odds are most of you could probably care less about that part (lol). But I know Lindsay does.

So thank you Lindsay! Even if you do live on the other side of the country, I honestly don't know what I would be had you never come into my life. Thank you for reading everything. And thank you for being an awesome friend!!!

Okay folks! Head on over to my NEW PAGE and start reading, subscribing and commenting away! Let's spread that derby word a little more!!!

(and I'll be honest with ya...also to get some extra moolah in the bank for me (lol). It certainly eases the burden of me traveling to your bouts...no matter where you are!)
**Tricky**

 
Congrats!!!

 
Posted by **Tricky** on October 21, 2009 - Wednesday - 11:01 AM
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Nathaniel Luke Pinzon. *Cue Pyro*
Nathaniel Pinzon

 
Good to hear, Elwood! I hope you get your column syndicated and that you get paid a full living to provide the awesome coverage you've always have. Way to go!
 
Posted by Nathaniel Luke Pinzon. *Cue Pyro* on October 21, 2009 - Wednesday - 11:18 AM
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Lindsay

 
Tom!  Errr...Elwood!  I'm extremely proud of you and after so many years, I'm still excited to read all of your blogs.  You are a great writer and I'm so happy to see that all of your hard work has paid off.  Congratulations!  :)

 
Posted by Lindsay on October 21, 2009 - Wednesday - 11:42 AM
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Teeny Mussolini

 
Congratulations Elwood!! And thanks for the preview - this weekend is going to be awesome in T-town!
 
Posted by Teeny Mussolini on October 21, 2009 - Wednesday - 11:53 AM
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leif MIA lone [desiree]

 
Congrats, Elwood! That's fantastic news!

 
Posted by leif MIA lone [desiree] on October 21, 2009 - Wednesday - 12:27 PM
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Bay City Bombers

 
That is GREAT! Join the pros. As you know all us get paid. Our travel. hotel, uniforms and insurance is paid for too. All our banked track training is FREE.

We run the show.

 
Posted by Bay City Bombers on October 21, 2009 - Wednesday - 1:21 PM
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Christina aka AnnTix

 
Congratulations!
 
Posted by Christina aka AnnTix on October 21, 2009 - Wednesday - 1:21 PM
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CLumZaRellA

 
First time reader here... Congratulations! I will definately keep reading your blogs... And your writings on the Examines. :)
 
Posted by CLumZaRellA on October 21, 2009 - Wednesday - 2:02 PM
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CLumZaRellA

 
First time reader here... Congratulations! I will definately keep reading your blogs... And your writings on the Examiner :)
 
Posted by CLumZaRellA on October 21, 2009 - Wednesday - 2:03 PM
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Verrrronica
Veronica La Rosa

 
I'm glad you got accepted! I was just talking to the sports editor at Then Examiner last week about how we need a lot more derby writers! So far there's just me and you and about three other people.

 
Posted by Verrrronica on October 21, 2009 - Wednesday - 4:08 PM
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Rainy City Roller Dolls
Rainy city roller dolls

 
congrats Elwood!!!

 
Posted by Rainy City Roller Dolls on October 21, 2009 - Wednesday - 4:16 PM
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Chaos Fury

 
Congrats Elwood!
 
Posted by Chaos Fury on October 21, 2009 - Wednesday - 4:23 PM
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Denise Lightning

 
Thats awesome!! Congrats...you earned it!
 
Posted by Denise Lightning on October 21, 2009 - Wednesday - 4:56 PM
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missus unshine

 
Super fantastic!
 
Posted by missus unshine on October 21, 2009 - Wednesday - 5:05 PM
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Josh Bomb

 
awesome news, you totally earned it elwood!

 
Posted by Josh Bomb on October 21, 2009 - Wednesday - 5:20 PM
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SO

 
you deserve it
 
Posted by SO on October 21, 2009 - Wednesday - 5:26 PM
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Hannah Grenade
hannah grenade

 
wow congratulations..couldn't have happened to a better guy :)

 
Posted by Hannah Grenade on October 21, 2009 - Wednesday - 5:42 PM
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Joyride
Joy Oliveria

 
This is so cool Elwood!! I remember when you came to our first bout in Bend, and we were all so stoked to have you there because we knew that your article would be read by so many derby fans.  You totally deserve it, and I can't wait to read more.  You'll be at the Tacoma bout in November right?

 
Posted by Joyride on October 21, 2009 - Wednesday - 5:42 PM
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Susan

 
Mama's PROUD!  I knew you'd be found out for your talent...of course, I knew it all along! I AM so very proud of you and everything you do.
 
Posted by Susan on October 21, 2009 - Wednesday - 5:57 PM
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Tamazon
Tammy Deisley

 
Congratulations Elwood, can't wait to read more.

 
Posted by Tamazon on October 21, 2009 - Wednesday - 6:11 PM
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Molly Python

 
Woohoo!  Congrats!  I'm so happy for you!

 
Posted by Molly Python on October 21, 2009 - Wednesday - 6:35 PM
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LiCKETY WHiP

 
right on!

 
Posted by LiCKETY WHiP on October 21, 2009 - Wednesday - 7:09 PM
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Karen

 
That's AWESOME!!! CONGRATS!!

 
Posted by Karen on October 21, 2009 - Wednesday - 9:01 PM
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Miss Mel Mangles

 
Way to represent.  you make derby proud.  what!what?
 
Posted by Miss Mel Mangles on October 21, 2009 - Wednesday - 10:14 PM
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Shift Kicker

 
Wonderful, wonderful news! Congrats. Who would have thought, a few years ago, that you could parlay a love of a unique and alternative sport into something that would earn you some money. Maybe, someday, you WILL make a living at it. That's the next step. Perhaps a book of essays?

 
Posted by Shift Kicker on October 21, 2009 - Wednesday - 10:24 PM
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*Dez*
Dez Asstris

 
yay!!

 
Posted by *Dez* on October 21, 2009 - Wednesday - 10:34 PM
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Twiggie Smalls
Vivien Holda

 
Yay for you, mister professional man!

 
Posted by Twiggie Smalls on October 21, 2009 - Wednesday - 11:49 PM
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Sarah ~ Cookies

 
AWESOME NEWS!!!  Congratulations, I'm going to read it right (write?) now!!
 
Posted by Sarah ~ Cookies on October 22, 2009 - Thursday - 12:41 AM
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Dominic

 
Way to go Elwood!
I'm truly happy for you. See you Saturday night, we'll have a beer!
Daddy-O
 
Posted by Dominic on October 22, 2009 - Thursday - 1:56 AM
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All Bout Derby
Elwood Bruise

 
At the afterparty. I wanna drive the Zamboni during teardown :)  (lol)
 
Posted by All Bout Derby on October 22, 2009 - Thursday - 3:17 AM
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donald
Original Donald

 
Are you gonna have a column on Whip It and its (lack of) success?
 
Posted by donald on October 22, 2009 - Thursday - 3:00 AM
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Edie Disorder

 
Yeah!!! So cool... I am happy for you! I will spread the word and tell people to subscribe. Hey are you heading south to Portland this weekend? AoA Jet City should be a good one and we got new unis! Sparkle power...now that is something to write about...lol. Congrats you deserve it!
 
Posted by Edie Disorder on October 22, 2009 - Thursday - 7:28 AM
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Edie Disorder

 
Yeah!!! So cool... I am happy for you! I will spread the word and tell people to subscribe. Hey are you heading south to Portland this weekend? AoA Jet City should be a good one and we got new unis! Sparkle power...now that is something to write about...lol. Congrats you deserve it!
 
Posted by Edie Disorder on October 22, 2009 - Thursday - 7:32 AM
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All Bout Derby
Elwood Bruise

 
I might get down there on Friday. But I have to be back up here on Saturday for the Dockyard bout.
 
Posted by All Bout Derby on October 22, 2009 - Thursday - 8:14 AM
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jessi(ca)

 
Congrats!!!
oh and ...back when you first started your blog Pia and I carpooled - thats how I found you ;)
-hk

 
Posted by jessi(ca) on October 22, 2009 - Thursday - 1:39 PM
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Mrs. Erin Dafoe
Erin Gorney Murphy dafoe

 
Oh Yay! I'm so excited for you! What an amazing oppertunity. You get paid for your passion. I don't think it gets any better than that
 
Posted by Mrs. Erin Dafoe on October 22, 2009 - Thursday - 7:55 PM
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Lady Lumps

 
CONGRATS ELWOOD! You deserve it. :)

 
Posted by Lady Lumps on October 22, 2009 - Thursday - 11:29 PM
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Brooklyn Cynic

 
Late but sincere congrats

 
Posted by Brooklyn Cynic on October 24, 2009 - Saturday - 5:19 AM
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Kara
kara waller

 
Congrads! when you coming to portland again hmmm hmmmm hmmmm? derby stole you from us lol

 
Posted by Kara on October 26, 2009 - Monday - 8:09 PM
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