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Donut Prince, why did you feel it was important to don the role of the snak-rock superhero? DP:Because I saw America losing it's grip as the greatest country on the planet, as people strived to lose weight and become scarecrows like the actors and models we see every day on television, or in the movies. We need to celebrate our snacking superiority! Thus, the Go-Nuts were formed. What is your superpower? DP:We don't have super powers, per se, we are just normal men with strong beliefs in what we do, namely ROCKING and SNACKING, not neccessarily in that order! Was there a time when you wanted to be something besides the protector of safe snaking?(btw, god bless you for your heroic acts!) DP:No, I have always fought for America's right to snack itself silly, even before the Go-Nuts were formed. The bad apple is in town and up to no good...its 5 am...you need a super powered breakfast to get all your energy up to defeat him....what is in that breakfast? DP:Count Chocula cereal with half & half, not milk; Chocolate Chip flavored Pop Tarts with peanut butter spread on top; 14 cups of "FREEDOM ROAST" coffee. Do you think it is possible that other planets may someday need the protection for snaking that earth does? DP:Other planets? Perhaps, but that's too far away to conceive of in our mortal lifetimes. I think we really need to turn our attention to the Asian countries--Japan, China, Korea, etc.--those people are wasting away to nothing, with their diet of rice and fish. We need to get cheese factories, Little Debbie snack cake bakeries, and other examples of "Western lifestyles" over there immediately. Perhaps an urgent airlift of eclairs. Bed and Breakfast....whats the point of that, wouldn't breakfast and breakfast be more appropriate? DP:Well, you know what I always say...."No Pain....HEY, NO PAIN!!" The Snak-Wagon...what happened to it and is there another mode of transport for our heroes? DP:The Snak-wagon is still around, but has been repainted to disguise our mission. Sometimes you can't be too obvious, or....the people at the Hostess outlet stores won't let us back in (we buy out the whole store). I think the whole world should at least be able to get a little of your secret......what are the magic foods for making the mood right? DP:With the ladies? Drizzle some warmed up maple syrup on her naked body.....then go get some waffles and put syrup on them too. The syrup on the woman will distract her long enough for you to eat all the waffles. Is it true that you used to change into your superhero costume in the back room at krispy kreme? DP:Only when I worked at Krispy Kreme. I got fired for putting my head under the glazing drizzle too many times. Oh, heaven! Will the preservatives make the go-nuts immortal or do you think new snak-rock hereos will eventually have to take over? DP:At some point, we will have to pass on the name and the crown. So far, we haven't seen anybody worthy of the name yet. Is there such a thing as a bad pizza? DP:Yes, actually one of our worst superhero villians is the Bad Pizza. He has no cheese, a soy-based crust and of course no meats. He is evil and must be stopped. You are the Donut Prince...what is the territory which you majestically rule over? DP:Two locations in Burbank, CA. Visit our main location at 1721 W. Olive and our satellite location at 407 Irving. Tell Sung Li I sent you! Do you believe the Go-Nuts have made a difference? DP:Absolutely. I see our fans get heavier each time they come back. Mission accomplished!! What do you see for the Future of the Go-Nuts? DP:Stardom, television, movies, gold records, heart disease, strokes. One last question...where does a Snak Rock superhero vacation? DP:The last vacation I took was 15 years ago. There is way too much to be done with our work to think about vacations. Thank you for sitting down with us today Donut Prince and thanks for making my twinkies safe and the sugar secure! DP:I'm glad you appreciate it!! Don't take it for granted!
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