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City: MARINA DEL REY
State: CALIFORNIA
Country: US
Signup Date: 9/7/2006

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Tuesday, October 23, 2007 

Hey Gang,

It's Mike.  I just wanted to write a blog because its come to my attention that some sort of freak has made a fake myspace profile pretending to be me!  Can you believe it!  It even has personal pictures.  Feels invasive.

Anyway, I don't have a personal myspace page at all.  I hope this fellow has not been corresponding with anyone or anything.  I don't know why he's doing that.  Weird.

Not sure if anyone reads this blog or anything but anyway.  Hope everyone's doing good and everything.  Clark, if you're reading this, how are you?

Love,
mike

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Kristina

 
haha
yeah i've seen it...
it's crazy.
i was like "okay... why wouldn't he be in clark's top friends?"

have a nice day.
i love you both, clark and michael.
 
Posted by Kristina on Tuesday, October 23, 2007 - 10:00 PM
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Alicia

 
yesss i have it under my friends i thought it looked odd. It does have a lot of photos on it and they keep adding more. you can try and get it deleted but i don't know if that would work.
 
Posted by Alicia on Wednesday, October 24, 2007 - 2:08 AM
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Alicia

 
i don't know if you saw it but they added a blog:

October 23, 2007 - Tuesday

blog?


Hi guys!

I thought I would post my first blog. Well, I am in New York filming my next movie, taking a break so I decided to check my page.I want you to know that I do read all your messages and comments. I try my best to reply to some, it's just, there's too many! I've decided to do a FAQ here so here we go:

Are you really Michael Cera?

No. I'm just his secretary who looks alike and reads his messages for him. But I'll be sure to give him your message.

Will you marry me?

That's like the 10th proposal. Thank you.

How do you like living in LA?

It's ok. But I do miss my hometown.

Will there be more and Clark and Michael?

I don't think so.

Do you have a girlfriend?

Yes.

What's your next movie?

Well I am currently filming Youth of Revolt, based on the book. And Juno should be out soon. I think December 14 so check that out. Also I have another project, I'll share with you guys soon.

Anything else you want to know, just ask.

Well I'm off. Until next time, party on!



Mike


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Posted by Alicia on Wednesday, October 24, 2007 - 2:11 AM
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I read this blog.

And so does Kristina. [obviously]

And I was wondering about that page too, because of the same reason Krissy was..."you" weren't in Clark's top friends. And we know how much myspace top friends rule the world. :p

But, I love you both. You guys are so funny. If I ever met either of you, I would probably try to talk to you and look like a total fool.

Actually, one time I was sitting at this coffee shop with a friend, and I heard Michael's voice. So I thought "wow, is someone watching Clark and Michael? That would be the coolest thing ever and I would be their best friend." But then, I turned around and it was some random guy...but he sounded JUST like you! It was pretty crazy. I was really excited there for a minute...haha


Whoops, that was much longer than I intended it to be when I began.
 
Posted by . on Wednesday, October 24, 2007 - 2:13 AM
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Caitlin D.Tadlock
Caitlin Tadlock

 
Eww creepy, he probably beats off to pictures of you, think of that, thats even creepier.
 
Posted by Caitlin D.Tadlock on Wednesday, October 24, 2007 - 5:53 AM
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Joey Cheez
Joe Nicolo

 
Wow that girl is really dirty. How did I get here?
 
Posted by Joey Cheez on Wednesday, January 16, 2008 - 12:59 AM
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chelzilla

 
mmmmmmmmm youre now officially THAT famous..

hahaha. nice.

this is why i dont add people much

YOU NEVER KNOW!

:)

goodnight!

MUCH LUUUUUV!

ps: i cant wait for Juno :)
 
Posted by chelzilla on Wednesday, October 24, 2007 - 6:02 AM
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Saxxy
Melissa Electronica

 
Awww darn it! I fell for it. I was all excited too. Except I was kind of not wanting to leave "you" a comment because I'd have to call you a dipshit.
 
Posted by Saxxy on Wednesday, October 24, 2007 - 6:20 AM
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Saxxy
Melissa Electronica

 
(because his comment button says Dipshit)
 
Posted by Saxxy on Wednesday, October 24, 2007 - 6:21 AM
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Saxxy
Melissa Electronica

 
I would NEVER call you a dipshit.
 
Posted by Saxxy on Wednesday, October 24, 2007 - 6:54 AM
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Saxxy
Melissa Electronica

 
Butt then again, it was probably meant to be something like, *points and laughs* "Ahahaha YOU'RE the dipshit for thinking I was ACTUALLY Michael Cera" .. anyway, you can tell I'm a crazed fan when I leave you four blog comments in a row!! I didn't really mean to do that though. It's Just a spur of random thoughts... like myspace tourettes or something. Also, I didn't know anything about Clark until today, and he's hilarious! Consider me officially a Clark and Mike fan!! Rock on :) Xoxoxo

And Hello my name is Melissa Latronica from Indiana! It's so cool I can leave you stuff and you actually see it. I love myspace!
 
Posted by Saxxy on Wednesday, October 24, 2007 - 7:02 AM
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Sarah

 
People have way too much time on their hands. If I had that kinda free time, I certainly wouldn't spend it making fake profiles. I would spend it playing Lego Star Wars and eating toast points.
 
Posted by Sarah on Wednesday, October 24, 2007 - 7:56 AM
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Nyogtha

 
I can' t believe it... Does anybody know if Mike is talking about this profile?: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=252082049

I wrote him because I thought he was Mike, even he has asnwered to me... I'm so sad now... Why people do this?

Well Mike, thank you for telling it to us :)

Take care guys, you two are awesome, and even in Spain there are people who loves you two (like me :))

Belen
 
Posted by Nyogtha on Wednesday, October 24, 2007 - 12:03 PM
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va-G

 
make a real one!! please.

and that person is a creep
 
Posted by va-G on Wednesday, October 24, 2007 - 5:35 PM
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Zack & Michael

 
Don't worry Mike, we'll take care of him ;)
 
Posted by Zack & Michael on Thursday, October 25, 2007 - 12:22 AM
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alia

 
i don't think i've ever commented on someone's blog i didn't actually know.

but anyway from that blog that the fake michael posted, it's clear that's not michael cera. he's not filming youth in revolt. he's filming nick and norah's infinite playlist. so that proves its not him. you'd think you'd get your shit straight if you're going to pretend to be someone. duh.
 
Posted by alia on Thursday, October 25, 2007 - 3:37 AM
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mmmegan

 
Everyone just wants to be you, Michael.
 
Posted by mmmegan on Thursday, October 25, 2007 - 3:48 AM
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Marisha

 
He's doing that because you're so popular and awesome! :D

PS My brain is gonna explode waiting until December 4th and for Juno to come out. Just saying.
 
Posted by Marisha on Thursday, October 25, 2007 - 5:32 AM
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Rose

 
December 14th I believe
 
Posted by Rose on Thursday, October 25, 2007 - 5:40 AM
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Rose

 
You have now officially made it big time.


and now I'm off to make a Clark Duke myspace account...
 
Posted by Rose on Thursday, October 25, 2007 - 5:37 AM
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myspace.com/499931259
Deleted Deleted

 
You spelled your name wrong!
 
Posted by myspace.com/499931259 on Thursday, October 25, 2007 - 3:26 PM
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Nyogtha

 
But... Does anybody know if Mike is talking about this profile?: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=252082049
 
Posted by Nyogtha on Thursday, October 25, 2007 - 4:31 PM
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j

 
Hey Michael,

Are you on Facebook? I think there are fakers on there too.
 
Posted by j on Thursday, October 25, 2007 - 10:43 PM
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mc lovin

 
tsk tsk tsk...the things kids do these days. maybe he's just bored or he's really obesessed with you. either way...it's not cool at all.
 
Posted by mc lovin on Friday, October 26, 2007 - 1:46 AM
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Whitney

 
Thanks for letting us know so we don't get the wrong information or anything!
 
Posted by Whitney on Friday, October 26, 2007 - 8:55 PM
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Tara

 
those people are the worst

And regarding your shoutout to clark...

it's so sad to know the duo has resulted to distant hellos through their mutual msypace blog. write each other emails guys!
 
Posted by Tara on Saturday, October 27, 2007 - 9:41 PM
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Zack & Michael

 
Yeah, those people are really terrible. You know who else is bad? People who do shameless self-promotions.

Episode One of Zack and Michael can now be seen on YouTube!

Go here: http://youtube.com/zackandmichael

Just a few words about Episode One: Titanic, Jurassic Park, Tennessee Williams and Stanislavski.

YouTube told us that more than ten minutes was just too much Zack and Michael for one sitting, so they made us split it into two ten-minute parts.

Be sure to catch Parts 1 and 2 of Zack and Michael - Episode One, now on YouTube!

Thanks,
Zack and Michael

p.s. we're actors, duh
 
Posted by Zack & Michael on Monday, October 29, 2007 - 11:34 PM
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Shady Sides
Jen Hightower Dougherty

 
Hey Mike, I hope you know that you make me feel kind of like a pedophile because I just think you are so darn cute. Not cute like "aww that little guy's cute" but more like "I'm a creep because he was a baby when i was in 5th grade - i shouldnt feel this way".

Anyhow I think you're great, and I think Clark is great too. And I think it's great that you have Martin Starr in the last episode of Clark & Michael. Martin's cousin used to be roommates with me, and one time Martin came to my house in Florida and I was starstruck. true story. Anyhoo, if you are personal friends with Martin, tell him that his cousin Mike's old roommates said hi, and we arent playing music anymore. And I still have that copy of the Freaks and Geeks script.
 
Posted by Shady Sides on Tuesday, November 06, 2007 - 3:16 AM
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♪♫ Ah! shleeeeee ♫♪

 
mikeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee .



i love you.
please marry me ?


get back to me
 
Posted by ♪♫ Ah! shleeeeee ♫♪ on Wednesday, November 07, 2007 - 12:38 AM
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♪♫ Ah! shleeeeee ♫♪

 
oh yeah i'd be down to have your children someday as well .
 
Posted by ♪♫ Ah! shleeeeee ♫♪ on Wednesday, November 07, 2007 - 12:41 AM
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João
João Tega

 
Some people just don´t have anything better to do...
Mike, congratulations on the show. It´s cool and diferent.
From Brazil

Jonnies
 
Posted by João on Wednesday, November 07, 2007 - 11:27 PM
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Judy

 
Yup I know how you feel. You can get it deleted by just reporting it to Tom; thats what I did. To bad people are so weird ay? anyways, Just thought i'd let you know how great JUNO is. I saw it at TIFF opening night :)
 
Posted by Judy on Thursday, November 08, 2007 - 7:30 PM
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_Kat

 
I have been living a lie and I didn't even know.
 
Posted by _Kat on Tuesday, November 13, 2007 - 12:05 AM
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renoir

 
what a let down that was. i am gullible, i admit it.

i thought it was too good to be true for you to have your own profile!
best to keep it secretive though.

i don't know you or anything but i hope you're well.

-ren.
 
Posted by renoir on Tuesday, November 13, 2007 - 9:24 AM
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Reed

 
who the fuck is "michae?"
 
Posted by Reed on Tuesday, November 13, 2007 - 9:21 PM
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Kevin (Two-Lick, KEVBCUL, El Terrible, White Sex)
Kevin Scampoli

 
What? Fake blog?

Then who the fuck am I going to breakfast with tomorrow morning?
 
Posted by Kevin (Two-Lick, KEVBCUL, El Terrible, White Sex) on Saturday, November 17, 2007 - 12:56 AM
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Director-V

 
hey guys, Mike I loved, loved Juno, caught it at the premiere. was looking forward to meeting you there, but unfortunately you didn't make it. sucks for me. maybe one day, by some miracle, in the future we will end up working together.

Oh by the way there is this guy on facebook with personal pics of you, Mike, who's saying he's you. I'm not sure if it is you, i seriously doubt it, but i thought i would give you the heads up. here is their link.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=684282170


keep up the great work.
 
Posted by Director-V on Monday, November 19, 2007 - 10:18 AM
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esoterica

 
there are several impersonators on facebook as well.
I can't wait to see Juno!
 
Posted by esoterica on Tuesday, November 27, 2007 - 6:26 AM
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wait. so what about those plans to drive to Tijuana?
 
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Frolixo

 
Mike,
I bet with all these cute girls fawning over you that you think you are "hot to trot". Just remember, non-marital sex is a one way ticket to palookaville. Stay strong brah.

~frolixo~
 
Posted by Frolixo on Tuesday, November 27, 2007 - 10:24 PM
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Lauren Dobalina

 
yo, thats butt, you are reaaaaally missing out man, have some fucking kudos!!!
 
Posted by Lauren Dobalina on Wednesday, November 28, 2007 - 7:24 AM
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best friend

 
OMG what a freak!! He is prob a huge loser. Who does that really.lol
 
Posted by best friend on Thursday, November 29, 2007 - 4:48 AM
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Sean
Sean Zeilder

 
there are about eight different michael cera's on facebook.

just a heads up.
 
Posted by Sean on Friday, November 30, 2007 - 6:43 PM
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MRS. CRANbeRRy

 
I love you, sorry you felt invasive. It is so wierd! Your just so cool.
 
Posted by MRS. CRANbeRRy on Sunday, December 02, 2007 - 7:00 AM
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S+ephy

 
Omg he just posted a penis pic! I hope it's real because it looks pretty good. Psych!
 
Posted by S+ephy on Tuesday, December 04, 2007 - 6:54 AM
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Melissa Hoon

 
love you, michael! you're the hottest and funniest guy ever! :)
 
Posted by Melissa Hoon on Tuesday, December 04, 2007 - 10:37 PM
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Melissa Hoon

 
hope i get the chance to meet you someday!
 
Posted by Melissa Hoon on Tuesday, December 04, 2007 - 10:37 PM
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regine, actually

 
That does sound pretty invasive...

You're the top, Michael Cera; the absolute best.
Greetings from Texas :]

-Regine
 
Posted by regine, actually on Wednesday, December 05, 2007 - 5:56 AM
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allison

 
i love yoooou
 
Posted by allison on Thursday, December 06, 2007 - 7:49 AM
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chrissss.

 
This is clearly the work of the Chupacabra.
no but you should hire me as your personal hitman for situations like these man.

p.s. west covina, Ca is gay cuz they're not showing Juno, this chaps my ass dearly.
 
Posted by chrissss. on Thursday, December 06, 2007 - 11:40 PM
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