We all have them no matter what reality we live in and yet I still find I have trouble talking about them. Even if it is just a dream crush on a famous person, and you know that if you really met them it would be unlikely that you'd actually want to be with them, I still have trouble telling people. Just writing this is making me blush. But they are a mostly harmless ( just like Earth) bit of fun that really should be celebrated more. So here goes nothing...
My biggest crush is Seth Green for his unwavering geekiness.(I even sat through the terminally bad Party Monster) But his rivals for my attention include:
Skeet Urlich for his rediculously good looks (the only reason to watch Jericho)
Vin Deisel (The Chronicles of Riddick was the catch)
Christian Cage (TNA wrestling is good, he makes it awesome)

...there are so many cliched lines I could put here that I think I'll resist them all.