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Current mood:  awake Category: Life
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I KNOW for sure that I will not be able to a single one of these, but
you can try if you are not already an addicted full time internet
marketer and webmaster.
1. I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my
newspaper like I used to, before the Internet.
2. I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not with one
hand typing.
3. I will get dressed before noon.
4. I will make an attempt to clean the house, wash clothes, and
plan dinner before even thinking of the Internet.
5. I will sit down and write a letter to those unfortunate few
friends and family that are Internet-..deprived.
6. I will call someone on the phone who I cannot contact via the
Internet.
7. I will read a book... if I still remember how.
8. I will listen to those around me and their needs and stop
telling them to turn the TV down so I can hear the videos on
Internet.
9. I will not be tempted during TV commercials to check for
email. (TV? you think anybody still watches TV?)
10. I will try and get out of the house at least once a week, if
it is necessary or not.
11. I will remember that my bank is not forgiving if I forget to
balance my checkbook because I was too busy on the Internet.
12. Last, but not least, I will remember that I must go to bed
sometime... and the Internet will always be there tomorrow!
naaaaah....... I'll just keep doing what I'm doing, which is breaking all of the above!
Success is like a black eye …you have got to fight for it.
Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.
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"Moses dragged us for 40 years through the desert to bring us to
the one place in the Middle East where there was no oil."
- Golda Meir
We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where:
:) means a smile and
:( is a frown.
Sometimes these are represented by
:-) :-(
Well, how about some "ASSICONS?" Here goes:
(_!_) a regular ass
(__!__) a fat ass
( ! ) a tight ass
(_*_) a sore ass
{_!_} a swishy ass
(_o_) an ass that's been around
(_x_) kiss my ass
(_X_) leave my ass alone
(_zzz_) a tired ass
(_E=mc2_) a smart ass
(_$_) Money coming out of his ass
(_?_) Dumb Ass
*If things get any better in 2009, I may have to hire someone to help me enjoy it*
Helene Malmsio
The child comes home from his first day at school. Mother asks, "What did you learn today?"
The kid replies, "Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow."
6:32 AM
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