Here's the deal. There are a lot of crazy evil people in the world. That's a fact. Here's another fact. None of them have MySpace pages. If they had MySpace pages, they would be so focused on updating pics and blogging, they wouldn't have time for any bad stuff.

That's why The Sheff would like to put out the offer to take profile pics for all the bad people out there. I guarantee that once they see how hot they can look holding a stuffed alpaca with a sunset background, they will give up their evil ways and be good form then on.

You see, The Sheff believes that all people are inherently good, and that it's never too late to turn your life around. Maybe these bad people caught a few tough breaks early on, and just need someone to say, "Hey, wanna be in my top 8?"

Now I'm not talking about super bad people like Sadaam. I don't care what his page layout was, nobody would top 8 that guy. But for all the other people that just feel like nobody gets them, The Sheff gets you. So instead of breaking into your neighbor's house tonight, get to work on your MySpace page.

As always, The Sheff Approves!!!