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Alan Lebetkin



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Status: Single
City: LOS ANGELES
State: CALIFORNIA
Country: US
Signup Date: 9/9/2006

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Friday, May 09, 2008 
This tops everything that has ever come before it IN HISTORY.  You will forward this to all your friends and enemies.

Check it out:

You know how CNN has those little video icons next to headlines to warn you not to click because you don't want to sit through a 60 second commercial just to see a dog marry a rat?

Today I noticed a new little icon next to the video icon.  The icon was of a shirt.  It was next to several very important headlines like:

Students scatter as car sails onto field
Stiletto-clad beauty queen seeks office
Small town preps for big Bush wedding

I hope that small town has an exit strategy.

Anyway, so I thought this little t-shirt couldn't possibly mean what I think it means.  That would be crazy.  I won't even think it means what I think it means because then *I'd* be crazy.  I'll just click it once and see that it's really nothing at all and then laugh to myself, shake my head playfully, and go to bed.

Click.

NO.

IT'S OFFICIAL

CNN IS SELLING HEADLINES AS T-SHIRTS.
CNN IS SELLING HEADLINES AS T-SHIRTS.
CNN IS SELLING HEADLINES AS T-SHIRTS.
CNN IS SELLING HEADLINES AS T-SHIRTS.
CNN IS SELLING HEADLINES AS T-SHIRTS.

I hate this world we live in.

Peace nowhere,

Alan
keri voted for Obama

 
Hahaha.

Yet, Oh My God. That's horrible. I had to go investigate because this seems too crazy to be true, and one of the headlines you can get on a shirt now is "Tornado tosses cars like toys."

Why?
 
Posted by keri voted for Obama on Saturday, May 10, 2008 - 3:55 AM
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