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This tops everything that has ever come before it IN HISTORY. You will forward this to all your friends and enemies. Check it out: You know how CNN has those little video icons next to headlines to warn you not to click because you don't want to sit through a 60 second commercial just to see a dog marry a rat? Today I noticed a new little icon next to the video icon. The icon was of a shirt. It was next to several very important headlines like: Students scatter as car sails onto field Stiletto-clad beauty queen seeks office Small town preps for big Bush wedding I hope that small town has an exit strategy. Anyway, so I thought this little t-shirt couldn't possibly mean what I think it means. That would be crazy. I won't even think it means what I think it means because then *I'd* be crazy. I'll just click it once and see that it's really nothing at all and then laugh to myself, shake my head playfully, and go to bed. Click. NO. IT'S OFFICIAL CNN IS SELLING HEADLINES AS T-SHIRTS. CNN IS SELLING HEADLINES AS T-SHIRTS. CNN IS SELLING HEADLINES AS T-SHIRTS. CNN IS SELLING HEADLINES AS T-SHIRTS. CNN IS SELLING HEADLINES AS T-SHIRTS. I hate this world we live in. Peace nowhere, Alan
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