Hey assorted humanities,

"The Drop To The Top" is released! It's officially gettable no matter where you sleep every night. Here's the brizeakdizown of how you can get it:

USA
1. Most major record stores in most major cities (Tower, Virgin, etc.)
2. Amazon.com and other online mail order sites
3. iTunes and other online download sites

UK/Europe
1. Amazon.com (for physical copies sent to you through the mail)
2. iTunes (for digital copies sent to you through the ether)

If you can't find the record at these places just let us know and we will hunt them down like dogs. Like, we'll be the dogs and they'll be the hunted. Not like they're dogs and we're hunting them. We don't hunt for dogs. You can just whistle and get a dog. That's not impressive. But to hunt LIKE a dog. That's the real shit right there.

Buy the album and command your friends to buy it too! You OWN them! You are the single most important opinion in their ear! ENFORCE it! Threaten them! Sever ties with anyone who refuses you! Abandon your faaaaamilyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!

Calmly,
Jack