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STEER: You gonna propose?
COWBOY: Shut up. I’m busy.
STEER: Anything this close to my face better ask me to marry it.
COWBOY: Quiet! I’m working here!
STEER: I don’t know what kind of a mate I can be for you. They did cut my balls off. You know that right?
COWBOY: Listen, shit-maker, the judges are watching and you are not gonna win this one.
STEER: I just wanna make sure you’re not hugging me right now. If this is your way of showing affection because you never knew your dad, then I take it all back and I’ll stop resisting. Actually I could use a hug right now because, like I said, my balls have been cut off.
COWBOY: Why you gotta bring my daddy into it? That’s it! You’re goin’ down!
STEER: Look, just taser me, okay? Seriously. Taser me, bro. If you’re gonna have a sport as lame as steer wrestling, you might as well have some lame rule where you’re allowed to taser the livestock. I mean, why not?
COWBOY: I must…win…
STEER: Oh, yeah. You wouldn’t wanna bring shame to the steer wrestling community. You might lose all your cred. You know, in the steer wrestling community!
I remain
Champagne
9:36 AM
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