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Current mood:  excited
Day 1
Ohio is the longest state i have ever drivin thru. I kept thinking this has to end i can at least make it to Kentucky.... yea right. Kristen and I switched drivers and made it to Kentucky where the rain came in buckets and the storm seemed to fall on our car. We pulled over in a small town south Kentucky called Cave city... or as i like to say a setting for a horror film. We found a motel that faced a mountain called "Guntown Mountain". If you have never been south or are as I am a little afraid of it, believe me it will be enough to make you pee a little. We ate and went to a local gas station, Linda and I figured since we wont have anything else to do lets get beer! Ummmmm has anyone been to a dry county???? Or can anyone tell me who makes these rules? Cause that is fucked up America.
Day 2
Rain in Mississippi SUCKS! And they have Dollar General Markets... where you can buy food. We got some sandwiches.... Dont trust the tuna there guys... seriously. Today i learn a bunch of new things... Hot pickles, boiled peanuts and gizzards "Becker whats a gizzard?". She tells me what it is and i did not try it! No yummy insides for me guys. Finally to New Orleans.... Fuckin awesome yes!
Day 3
Walked around and saw New Orleans. We went to dinner at the same club we were going to see the drag kings at. Tacos and great things! Guys, I have never felt like a rock star before and i got a free meal cause apparently right now i am one. Who knew? It fuckin rocked so hard I had to call everyone I knew and tell them. That night went to the same bar to see a Drag King show. I love Drag Kings. And of course I am up there tipping everyone of them a dollar.... hand, mouth and on the floor. And thanks to Tequila the rest of it is a blur...
Day 4
I met Slim today. She named me barb. First show of the tour hell yeah! The House of Blues is amazing! The stage is great we get free food and I am feeling a bit nervous... there are a lot of people here. I go up, I am performing Ani.. nervous, excited and I have to pee and a minute before I am done performing my pastie falls off. One hundred and fourty six people just saw my left tit which then followed a screaming roar. In mid air I catch it, make a funny face and try my best to stick it back on... Haha my first big show and I am already getting nude.. What things am i faced with in following shows? I will post more I promise.....
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