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Last Updated: 11/28/2007

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Gender: Male
Status: Single
Age: 32
Sign: Gemini

State: WASHINGTON
Country: US
Signup Date: 9/12/2006
Wednesday, February 21, 2007 
Luke's Blog update.....erm, I forget.

I reached a new destination today. Last I recall was being hit on the head and stuffed in a sack then all i recall is hearing mumbling voices saying things like "Would you like insurance" and "Do you need any stamps today?".

This was followed by a dark silence interupted by what sounded like a speeder except I felt as if it was touching the ground as it moved.

Suddenly the darkness vanished and I was blinded by a light, I remember seeing a rather ugly specimen of a species resembling my own, but I'm not sure that it is human. He said his name was AboutaSith and welcomed me to the Inland Empire. My worst fears had come true, I had fallen into the hands of the Empire. Good call on prediciting that I told Yoda!

I was then introduced to the captain I wondered around for a bit to check out my new surroundings. I was walking along and felt something watching me, it was a giant orange hairy beast. I'm told it was a K-A-T, whatever that means, it seemed particularly interested in Yoda for some reason.

It turns out that the K.A.T was a security screener for the Empire, he seemed quite friendly, he made some stranges noises and wore a tag that said his name was Ryan. Though his screening method was perculiar, he sniffed me for about an hour, it was very strange indeed.

I tried escape the empires facilities 2 nights in a row and as of yet have been unsuccesful in my attempts. I have managed to claim some sort of badge and magnet, not sure if I will have some use for them yet.

Surveillance Pictures

UPDATE: Erm..whatever todays date is.

I finally escaped the clutches of that thing called AboutaSith. For the last few days I have been passed around several different people, most of whom i'm pretty sure haven't washed their hands in a long, long time.

I spent some time in a library, it was very outdated, everything was still in "book" format. No holocrons, datapads, I couldn't beleive the lack of technology. Something to do with funding for the goverment's schools.

Yoda decided to teach some Yoga to some people as they begged and begged to learn from a wise old master. Yoda still cant get over how ugly AboutaSith was, I mean Yoda said "Ugliest thing ever I saw" and he's over 800 years old, that's saying something.

I scored myself a hot date with a Rodeo chick, we went out on Valentines Day. I tried to ditch Yoda but he kept using the force to track me down.

My new host Jedifan77 has been great, she's no sith. She seems to know alot about the galaxy and spends hours debating with yoda on the purpose of midiclorions and how to spell it.

UPDATE: Final Days in the Inland Empire

I spent the last few days chilling out at Jedifan77's place, eating, watching this thing called TV and playing with the D-O-G-S and K-A-T-S.

At the weekend I met someone who claimed to be Darth Maul but I didn't believe them as the story says he was black/red and was chopped in half many years ago and this guy was neither red or black and in one piece! I also met someone called Boba Fett who wasn't very pleased to see a Jedi, I told him "Calm down, don't lose your head" and then he started crying saying, "Papa, Oh Papa", not sure what that was about so I left him to be.

Better get going now as I need to e-mail the Rodeo Queen before I hit my next stop.

Check out my updated pics in the link in my blog further up!
5:04 AM
 
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