ok ..... seriously, this is just getting f*cking ridiculous ...

Last night, Chris Merrill (Drastic Bass) became the latest victim of the Drastic-Whamie-Curse when he slipped on some ice, bashed his foot into a cinder block propping a door open, and broke his goddamn ankle. The thing ballooned up to the size of a grapefruit, but luckily there was enough hands and vehicles to get him to the hospital in a relatively short time. We were leaving a "Soul Christmas Party" at the Hideout when it happened. Christ all mighty, can we stop now? Please? This puts 5 Drastics in the emergency room over the past 2 years. Starting with Otto (our former keysman who was in a head on collision at 45 mph), Elliot (ran over by a pickup truck while on his bike), yours truly, Ritch and now Chris. OK, WE GET IT! WHOEVER MADE THE SET OF DRASTICS VOODOO DOLLS, PLEASE PUT THEM AWAY NOW! WE'LL SACRIFICE AS MANY CHICKENS AS YOU NEED!! JUST LAY OFF THE WHAMIES!!!!