Thou needeth coolin', baby. I'm not foolin'. I'm gonna
send thee back to schoolin' with the Ten Commandments
Revisited. If thou wishes to climb the Stairway to
Heaven, then thou must abide by these ten holy rock n'
rules:
1. Thou shalt rock and roll all night, and thou shalt
party every day.
2. Thou shalt not be cruel to a heart that's true.
3. Thou shalt hope to die before thee get old.
4. Thou shalt not give a damn about thy bad
reputation.
5. Mothers and fathers throughout the land-thou shalt
not criticize what thou can't understand, for thy sons
and thy daughters are beyond thy comand.
6. Thou don't needeth no education. Thou don't needeth
no thought control.
7. Thou shalt have sympathy for the devil.
8. Thou shalt give peace a chance.
9. Number nine, number nine, number nine...
10. Get thy motor running, head out on the highway,
and looketh for adventure in whatever comes thy way,
for thou art born to be wild.
Written by Clairedactyl - rock & roll oracle