I forgot the 10 year anniversary of
The Juicy Cerebellum. I had all these grand things planned for the event and none of them happened. Only now, 9 days after the date, do I remember that the date was forgotten. So if you're a female and we ever get married, don't be offended when I forget your birthday, your anniversary or to wear a condom -- that's just how I'm wired.
Still, I actually wanted to do something cool for the anniversary. Something never done before on the page or online. Something sexy. Something scary. Something
fantastic.
But I didn't. And now the date has passed. And it will never return (sort of like my ex-wife).
Anyway, one thing I wanted to do is create a blog at
The Juicy Cerebellum itself. I know it's not that tough, but my Internet skills don't go much past basic HTML.
I
still want to convert
The Juicy Cerebellum into what is basically
my totally ignored blog over at blogspot. I know that it can be done and blogger.com allows it, but I can't figure out how to do it for
The Juicy Cerebellum (and trust me, I've been trying).
The best I've managed to do is completely erase ALL graphics from my page and have the mainpage of
The Juicy Cerebellum be nothing but code. While code can be fun for a while, the entertainment value typically wears thin within a couple of months. So what do I do?
I know some of you out there know how to accomplish this sorta stuff. I know ALL of you regular readers would like DAILY updates, would like to comment ON those daily updates on the page itself and would like RSS feeds so you can read the updates on the go. This can all be accomplished -- but how?
So I'm pleading with anyone and everyone that knows more than I do about bringing an antiquated site up-to-date to help the date be brought up. The reason I've essentially left
The Juicy Cerebellum behind is because it reminds me of 1999. 1999 wasn't a good year. Please save me from the year 1999 and help me with my page!
I'm not asking for financial contributions (I'm handling that -- despite my general lack of income). I'm not asking for blowjobs from fans (although that would be nice). I'm not even asking for topless pictures to add to the "Totally
Juicy Topless Girls" section of
The Juicy Cerebellum (although I wouldn't turn them away). I'm just asking for someone to help me update the page.
Is that too much to ask?
I hope not. Because until that page looks like something created in the 21st Century, it's not going to be updated. So won't you please lend a hand (and possibly some code)?
If you don't know how to accomplish this task, ask someone you know who knows. I've had well over a million unique visitors to this site! One of them must know how to do this. Either that, or
The Juicy Cerebellum attracts nothing but the hooked on phonics crowd.
Not that there's anything wrong with phonics. Or being hooked on them.
Post here or, better yet, send an email to alex@juicycerebellum.com. Only you can save the
Cerebellum (and help prevent forest fires)!
Oh, and happy anniversary to me. I hate myself for forgetting. Stupid brain atrophy.
PS - Doesn't that whole, "Only you can prevent forest fires" tagline seem a bit odd? Seriously, if only I could help, I wouldn't have a moment for myself. And the fuck if I'm flying to Japan to piss on a burning tree.