NOTE: Don't expect this to make much sense if you don't already know about the stupid new Microsoft barcode thingies. I was just being lazy and cutting and pasting from a video game site where I posted this in context. Out of context it doesn't make much sense, but I'm leaving it up here because Bill Gates is one serious cocksucker.

ANOTHER NOTE: To avoid any confusion the last note may have caused, I wanted to say that it is MY writing from the video game site. I didn't cut and paste somebody else's stuff. I wouldn't do that in the first place, and if I did I'd cut and paste something better.

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A bunch of religious type individuals (are religious people really "individuals"?) once said the barcode was the number of the beast (actually, they're still saying that). That would make the new family-friendly barcode Bill created for his pathetic Xbox 360 video games what? The color-coated, candy-flavored number of the Bill Gates' Cavity-Creepy Beast?

Is Billy Gates Jr. (you didn't think he came into all that cash by himself, did you?) really the Devil, as some of the more fanatic folk have pondered in numerous articles full-up with conspiracy theories? Way to go, Bill. Send us all to Hell with pretty Pinatas! I knew the road to Hell would be paved with milk chocolate goodness! Chocolate goodness and a cackling Bill Gates. Stupid Hell.

Bill Gates wears glasses. Probably because he's a gay-bob. And Lucifer.