1. Which band member is best?
Julie
Adrian
Ted
Lester (only because he sent me the mp3s of all the songs i was looking for for the longest time!)

(also, i don't know who it was...but whoever sent the yellow tape to my boyfriend on the xiu xiu board for free!)

2. Which of the following would you like to see more of in our live sets?
a) Longer sets
b) shorter sets
c) cheap theatrics
d) Eating contests
e) Intra-band conflict (scornful stares, dismissive head shaking)
f) Intra-band conflict (verbal)
g) Intra-band conflict (physical)
h) i would like to see you guys PERIOD. come to fresno/los angeles/san fran/berkeley

3. Which cliche would you like to see the moon knights write more songs about?
a) the darkness
b) snacks/drinks we like
c) people that bug us
d) zombies (not actually a cliche)
e) boredom
f) the moon knights
g) the changing seasons

4. which instrument most needs to be added to the band in order that we become at long last a "real band"
a) bass guitar
b) amplifiers other than "fender" brand
c) a larger keyboard
d) bass guitar


i need more releases by you, dudes/gals.
 

The survey should take approximately 30 minutes to complete.

I've been pondering my answers for the past two and a half hours.

1. Which band member is best?
Julie
Adrian
Ted
Lester- Kind of an obviouse considering he is the mastermind behind it all.
Jeffery

2. Which of the following would you like to see more of in our live sets?
a) Longer sets - YES
b) shorter sets -
c) cheap theatrics - Fire Circus! Jugglers and Clowns.
d) Eating contests
e) Intra-band conflict (scornful stares, dismissive head shaking)
f) Intra-band conflict (verbal)
g) Intra-band conflict (physical)
h) Conflicts with other bands- I'd reccomend the whipsaws or some other overrated Genericana piece of shit.


3. Which cliche would you like to see the moon knights write more songs about?
a) the darkness
b) snacks/drinks we like
c) people that bug us - tear into them with guitar violence
d) zombies (not actually a cliche)
e) boredom
f) the moon knights
g) the changing seasons

4. which instrument most needs to be added to the band in order that we become at long last a "real band"
a) bass guitar - fuck that
b) amplifiers other than "fender" brand - No!
c) a larger keyboard - yeah you can use mine.
d) bass guitar - I could play one with you...
 

1. Which band member is best?
Julie <===
Adrian
Ted
Lester
Jeffery



2. Which of the following would you like to see more of in our live sets?
a) Longer sets
b) shorter sets
c) cheap theatrics
d) Eating contests <===
e) Intra-band conflict (scornful stares, dismissive head shaking)
f) Intra-band conflict (verbal)
g) Intra-band conflict (physical)

3. Which cliche would you like to see the moon knights write more songs about?
a) the darkness
b) snacks/drinks we like
c) people that bug us
d) zombies (not actually a cliche) <=== so true, zombies will never be cliche
e) boredom
f) the moon knights
g) the changing seasons

4. which instrument most needs to be added to the band in order that we become at long last a "real band"
a) bass guitar
b) amplifiers other than "fender" brand <=== you should get a peavy
c) a larger keyboard
d) bass guitar
 

1. Which band member is best?

Lester


2. Which of the following would you like to see more of in our live sets?

Longer sets


3. Which cliche would you like to see the moon knights write more songs about?

the moon knights



4. which instrument most needs to be added to the band in order that we become at long last a "real band"

b) amplifiers other than "fender" brand
 

1. Lester sent me a tape and a specially made cd with a free t-shirt.
2. Longer sets, please.
3. I like the idea of Moon Knights, and moon ponies on the moon.
4. I wish back-up dancers was an option...
 

>4. I wish back-up dancers was an option...

Seconded. The Moonettes must come to exist.
 

I know that back-up dancers aren't an instrument, but I do think they would help to make a 'real' band. Let me know if you guys ever have Moonette auditions...
 

1. Which band member is best?

Jeffery [+ i swear it's cause you know i live with him n stufffffffffffffffffffsssssssss or cause we were in a band or cause he's holding a bubble gun to my head]

2. Which of the following would you like to see more of in our live sets?
a) Longer sets [more moooooosic!]
c) cheap theatrics [i can loan you our disheveled fire breathin' geetar]
d) Eating contests [and shouting matches! and! and! and! something really fantastic that i can't think of right now! like throwing things at the crowd! go james chance or alan vega on 'em!]
e) Intra-band conflict (scornful stares, dismissive head shaking)
f) Intra-band conflict (verbal)
g) Intra-band conflict (physical) [band tussles are fun! all of the above! have everyone get all silly n do their own thing that doesn't mesh with what anyone is playing! woooo!]

3. Which cliche would you like to see the moon knights write more songs about?
a) the darkness [only if it's epicly metalllllllllll!!!!!!]
b) snacks/drinks we like [yoo-hoo?! do you like yoo-hoo?!?!]
c) people that bug us [only if the people turn into bugs...]
d) zombies (not actually a cliche) [or zombie bugs...]
e) boredom [or really bored + lonely zombie bugsssss]
f) the moon knights [a ridonkulous theme song is a must]
g) the changing seasons [only if it has lots of minor chords! cliche!]

4. which instrument most needs to be added to the band in order that we become at long last a "real band"
go-go dancers, seventeen tambourinists, a bass drummer in a silly hat + polka dot shirt, + a keyboard loopist that plays eighteen and a half keyboards all of the very small variety... these eighteen instruments can also be eighteen things found at tha thrift store.
 

1. Which band member is best?
Julie (X) Let's face it, she's the only one who's lived through giving birth to a child- AUTOMATIC BEST!
Adrian
Ted
Lester
Jeffery

2. Which of the following would you like to see more of in our live sets?
a) Longer sets
b) shorter sets
c) cheap theatrics (X)
d) Eating contests
e) Intra-band conflict (scornful stares, dismissive head shaking) (X)(X)(X)
f) Intra-band conflict (verbal) (X- But only if the verbal conflict makes ZERO sense)
g) Intra-band conflict (physical)

3. Which cliche would you like to see the moon knights write more songs about?
a) the darkness (X)
b) snacks/drinks we like (X- Cheap Animal Named Wine)
c) people that bug us (X)
d) zombies (not actually a cliche)
e) boredom
f) the moon knights (X)
g) the changing seasons
h) anything to do with the word "delilah" (X)

4. which instrument most needs to be added to the band in order that we become at long last a "real band"
a) bass guitar
b) amplifiers other than "fender" brand
c) a larger keyboard (X- A keyboard you dance on to make noise like in that movie)
d) bass guitar (X but only if all guitar parts are played on bass. Bass used as "bass" would ensure you NEVER become "a real band")


ALSO, Those of us that reside between a rail line and the tragically closed trippin billies would LOVE YOU FOREVER if we got copies of the new CD?

XO
 

1. Which band member is best?
I can't really tell any of you apart. Couldn't you slim down the line up?

2. Which of the following would you like to see more of in our live sets?
b) shorter sets
e) Intra-band conflict (scornful stares, dismissive head shaking)
f) Intra-band conflict (verbal)

3. Which cliche would you like to see the moon knights write more songs about?
b) snacks/drinks we like
c) people that bug us
e) boredom

4. which instrument most needs to be added to the band in order that we become at long last a "real band"
a) bass guitar
d) bass guitar (get real. everyband needs a bass player)
 

1: Lester
2: EATING CONTESTS!!
3: b and d
4: a and d
 

1. Which band member is best?

Who am I to say?


2. Which of the following would you like to see more of in our live sets?

More skin. You all should go shirtless and wear leather stretchpants.


3. Which cliche would you like to see the moon knights write more songs about?

Attempting or succeeding in getting in a woman's pants, or the glorification of rocking out.


4. which instrument most needs to be added to the band in order that we become at long last

Cowbell and Gong or vibes if you don't mind people thinking that you're artsy fartsy.
 

1. Which band member is best?
Julie (twerks it n' keytar)
Adrian (luvs da beatz)
Ted (saxin so fyne)
Lester (so divine and hooks up tha tunez)
Jeffery (best sexxesory evr!)

y'all make a good stew.

2. Which of the following would you like to see more of in our live sets?
a) Longer sets
b) shorter sets
c) cheap theatrics
d) Eating contests
e) Intra-band conflict (scornful stares, dismissive head shaking)
f) Intra-band conflict (verbal)
g) Intra-band conflict (physical)

3. Which cliche would you like to see the moon knights write more songs about?
a) the darkness
b) snacks/drinks we like
c) people that bug us
d) zombies (not actually a cliche)
e) boredom
f) the moon knights
g) the changing seasons

4. which instrument most needs to be added to the band in order that we become at long last a "real band"
a) bass guitar
b) amplifiers other than "fender" brand
c) a larger keyboard
d) bass guitar
5)more keytars, kazoos, kite strings tied to kinky kids, and soundable trinkets from the pre-owned!!!