I just ate a cookie I found on this desk in this office I'm in, it was of the milk chocolate chip school of cookie, I'll have to be brief in case it's owner comes back and demands to know its location, fortunately I've got face-paint on (tiger) which tends to make people less confrontational. I shouldn't be eating cookies anyway, I think they've got gluten in and having self diagnosed myself with celiac disease over the weekend , by simply reading symptoms off the web and deciding I've got them (cool things like bloating and excess gas) I'm trying not to eat stuff with gluten in. As a rule you shouldn't self diagnose I don't think, better to go to a doctor, problem is my doctor scares me, he leans in too far when he's talking and his breath smells sweet, like old cookies.

Roman Abramovich scares me too. He's about to spend £200 million on buying the worlds largest private yacht. It comes with 40 staff, a 5000 sq ft captains cabin, a part indoor part oudoor swimming pool, an aquarium and not one but 2 helicopters each with theit own helipad. He also owns the worlds largest drill.  It cost him £82 million and has a 19 metre diameter drill bit. There are many people who believe he's going to use it to drill a tunnel from Russia to the USA under the Bearing straits. Here is man who may well be auditioning for the role of real life bond villain, his personal Boeing 767 already has its own missile defence system. Oh yeah, he's got two submarines as well.

Time to move to the Shetlands and live "off grid", wind turbines and squirrel for tea. Eat a grey, save a red.

Got a bit of an announcement to make tomorrow morning, would say now but it's a bit of a gun to head situation, if I tell you, you tell someone else and they tell the person who doesn't want me to tell you and I get my finger nails pulled out, so thats happening tomorrow. In the meantime have a look at this, thanks to Matt Holland for sending me it, its oldie but a goodie 

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=305651

"I'm Mark.... and I'll kill again"

Till tomorrow

Alex