It's been a very long time since I did this.

I am out of practice putting thoughts into words more than what I say to my husband every day. I am told that newlyweddedness sometimes causes this sort of literary dumbness, but supposedly it wears off. I'm not sure I'm ready for anything to "wear off" yet, so I'll just babble until the love of my life wakes up from his finals-week-induced-coma.

I went to a bridal shower last night. It was fun. I wish I had more friends. There, I said it.

I also saw Star Trek and I tried very hard to keep my expectations so low that any phasers-on-disintegrate-shoot-em-up-flash-bang-sticky-sugar-pop-pretty-faces-crappy-acting-lame-excuse-for-an-epic-continuation film would not just break my little star-trek-loving heart. Though it was wise, it was an unnecessary precaution. It was fun, if not just a tad predictable. “Oh no, there’s an evil villain punching holes in the universe with his big scary ship that travels through time to avenge the death of his woman and unborn child!” Oh star trek, when will you learn that while time travel is classic, it’s just so… done? Oh well, it was lovely. I laughed, I almost cried, and I may have been one of those annoying movie-goers who makes irritating emotional sounds because they are so into the movie that they forget they’re in a in crowded theater. Yeah, that’s me. I thought only old people did that, but I guess maybe I’m getting old.

I really don’t like facebook. It irritates me. I feel like I’m being handled by an unfriendly authority when I

use it. Don’t be UNCOOL! Go HERE! Do THIS! Be THIS! Friend THEM! Click HERE! POST! COMMENT! FLY! PUKE! Lose precious SLEEP! Ew. If it weren’t for all the friends I miss, I might never ever visit facebook again. It sucks the lifeblood from you and replaces it with mind-numbing semi-neurotic fluid that will keep you glued to the screen chatting with people you hoped you would never hear from again, ruining your real relationships and preventing you from having any friends worth more than a nickel.  

Well, I can’t spend my whole Saturday blabbing away on some old site I never visit anymore about another site I wish I could break my addiction to. (More on that when I’m done finding out what Princess Bride character most exemplifies the state of my love life.)

Peace.