whathaveyou lolz

1) I can fold my tongue in half and bend my ribcage to almost 45 degrees..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />

2) I broke my arm wrestling with someone who was almost twice my weight when I was about 15 and before getting a cast won first place in my highschool wrestling competition. I think it had more to do with the amount of adrenaline in my system, because it was really painful.

3) The first time I had sex was mostly due to my brother bugging me about being a virgin.

4) my first girlfriend in highschool was killed by the guy she dumped me for.

5) I've only asked 2 girls out in my life, and I've never said "I love you" to any of them.

6) I believe that if you need to fight someone, it doesn't matter how big they are, or who wins, because nobody wins and sometimes you need to do damage, regardless of what happens to you because of it.

7) I was shocked when I realised I was circumcised. I thought they all looked like mine- just smaller. 

8) My life goal has always been to retire to a yacht.

9) When I was young, I wanted to do everything you can only get away with when you're young, and when I was a teenager, I wanted to get away with everything I could while I was a teenager. I don't ever want to say I rushed through a period in my life.

10) the man got me down

1) Jake Stead because he's the new guy

2) Jake Bell because he's a good storyteller

3) Damien because he's here and never pops up

4) Jenn because I can relate