i have decided to create a list of reasons why i hate george w bush and place that list in my wallet. now, whenever anyone challenges my motivation to hate the worst leader of the last century, i will brandish the list.
the list will be as long as bush's nightmarish leadership will allow. below is what comprises the list. i would love for you all to make whatever additions you feel necessary to the list.
we can do this for dick devos as well if youd like.
Reasons why I absolutely hate George W Bush:
-my favorite: authorizing the leak of covert CIA agent valerie plame's identity to news sources. the leak was a reaction to her husband's criticism of the war in iraq.
-the unjust war in iraq that has killed two thousand americans and tens of thousands of iraqi civilians.
-his handling of hurrican katrina, and subsequent flip-flopping on whether michael brown did a "heck of a job" or not.
-trying to sell our ports to the middle east. and arguing such a move would be in the interest of "national security."
-unlawful wire tapping of american citizens
-insistance of fighting AIDS with abstinence-only education.
-refusal to allow any governmental funding to go towards stem cell research.
-his vested interests in oil, and desire to drill in ANWR.
-the court nomination of sam alito, a former racist.
-his involvement with the terry schiavo incident.
someone could ask me, "brent, who do you hate more: george w bush or some guy who wants to kill you." i'd respond, "thats a good question. how does the guy feel about the war? against it? then i hate bush more."
-furthermore, i blame him for my most recent acne "flare-up." which, for the record, should no longer be happening since im twenty-two fucking years old.