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Gender: Male
Status: Single
Age: 33
Sign: Aquarius

City: LOS ANGELES
State: California
Country: US
Signup Date: 3/13/2005

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Thursday, May 15, 2008 



Yeah i know it has been a while since i have wrote. so with no delay!

"SKEET SKEET"
By: Submit




I could not live without my skeet
For the distance it can fly
It's always such a treat
And shoots so very high

It's much better then gas
When I pump I don't pay
Then it lands on her ass
It has made our whole day

And Here's another thought
When it shoots like mace
It looks so fuck'n hot
Just drip'n all down your face

When it splatters on her tummy
She sees my body twitch
To her it taste so yummy
She's turned on like a switch

When I skeet just for fun
Don't care about my wrist
No worries till I'm done
So I wrote a little list

I skeet in the street
I skeet on your meat
I skeet to the beat
And all over your feet

I skeet in my lair
I skeet on your stair
I skeet in the air
And all over your hair

I skeet on a rock
I skeet in a lock
I skeet in my sock
And all around the block

Such an endless supply
The fun never ends
I really don't know why
I like to skeet on rear ends

So for all ladies I always have time
If you enjoy skeet as much as I do
Don't be afraid Just drop me a line
I will set it all up and do it to you :D


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Cha Cha Rickettes

 
HornDog !
I likey.

 
Posted by Cha Cha Rickettes on Thursday, May 15, 2008 - 10:52 PM
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Shenanigans ☆Sin Gin☆ (www.twitter.com/sin_gin)

 
Just dropping you a line.
:P

2 kudos for you!
 
Posted by Shenanigans ☆Sin Gin☆ (www.twitter.com/sin_gin) on Thursday, May 15, 2008 - 10:52 PM
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Sue

 
Pencil me in sex god...i ll wear that and wear it well!!!!!!LOLOL
 
Posted by Sue on Thursday, May 15, 2008 - 10:55 PM
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~Lorelei~

 
LMAo!
 
Posted by ~Lorelei~ on Thursday, May 15, 2008 - 11:09 PM
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.[Lilly Lashes].

 
hahahaha youre such a dirt bag! i love it!!!
 
Posted by .[Lilly Lashes]. on Thursday, May 15, 2008 - 11:25 PM
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Midge

 
awww sweety..here i thought i was the only one :P
hehe its cool..you're too yummy not to share mmmuuuuaaaahhhhhh!!!
but ya..very hot poem sexy :)
 
Posted by Midge on Thursday, May 15, 2008 - 11:50 PM
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Crayons

 
That was so fucking beautiful man it actually brought a tear to my eye. The emotion... just pouring from your... well you get the idea.
Great Job dude!
 
Posted by Crayons on Friday, May 16, 2008 - 12:00 AM
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Fuck Lord Byron or Frost...That is a masterpiece of a poem...A classic for the ages indeed!!!
 
Posted by on Friday, May 16, 2008 - 12:01 AM
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Wicked Bitch of the West

 
Your so fucking funny and I cant wait to cum thru LA!!

The Wickedest Bitch ever!!
 
Posted by Wicked Bitch of the West on Friday, May 16, 2008 - 12:24 AM
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Maddi Lyn

 
Too Funny! LMAO!
 
Posted by Maddi Lyn on Friday, May 16, 2008 - 1:02 AM
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Melanie Robel
Melanie Robel

 
you should make it into a song
 
Posted by Melanie Robel on Friday, May 16, 2008 - 2:25 AM
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angelic30devil
Aimee Vernon

 
LMFAO!!!! Priceless...truely priceless!!
 
Posted by angelic30devil on Friday, May 16, 2008 - 2:25 AM
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[[☮krystal.honest]]

 
;] me likey
 
Posted by [[☮krystal.honest]] on Friday, May 16, 2008 - 2:55 AM
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Viper [ЯR] is a LUSH!
Allen Rey Hipolito

 
that shits tite... im stealing it
 
Posted by Viper [ЯR] is a LUSH! on Friday, May 16, 2008 - 3:10 AM
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Ready for Change
Cynthia Holmes

 
hahaha woohoo! fun stuff
 
Posted by Ready for Change on Friday, May 16, 2008 - 4:12 AM
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Rae-Chi
Rachael Brooks

 
OOOOHHHH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!!!!!! THIS IS THE MOST HILARIOUS FUCKIN POEM IN THE WORRRRLD!!!!!!! HHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I FUCKEN' LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHA
 
Posted by Rae-Chi on Friday, May 16, 2008 - 4:53 AM
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~LISA~
JUst LIsa

 
PACKED WITH PROTIEN!!! DOES A BODY GOOD!! GOT SKEET???
 
Posted by ~LISA~ on Friday, May 16, 2008 - 4:53 AM
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Polly
Polly Allen

 
Bad....So bad......Hope you like eat lots of chocolate.......
 
Posted by Polly on Friday, May 16, 2008 - 6:51 AM
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SuperVixious
Jon Driggers

 
that def brightened my day. why? i am not quite sure.

 
Posted by SuperVixious on Friday, May 16, 2008 - 5:47 PM
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Jennifer
Jennifer Maughan

 
Tee he he! Charming!
 
Posted by Jennifer on Friday, May 16, 2008 - 5:47 PM
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DE$TINEE
Hustla Honey

 
Ha... Some of your skeet would make MY day ;D
 
Posted by DE$TINEE on Friday, May 16, 2008 - 5:47 PM
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STH

 
haha thats so true..
 
Posted by STH on Friday, May 16, 2008 - 5:48 PM
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DJ Blizzard

 
Hey, that aint fuckin right, but it sure was funny!!
 
Posted by DJ Blizzard on Friday, May 16, 2008 - 5:53 PM
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✂--haiℓey--
Hailey Elizabeth

 
lmao. sillyyy.

 
Posted by ✂--haiℓey-- on Friday, May 16, 2008 - 7:01 PM
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† Burlesque Zombie †

 
*claps*

Now that did put a smile on my face.

Very amusing.

 
Posted by † Burlesque Zombie † on Friday, May 16, 2008 - 7:06 PM
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Ah yes, an open invitation to skeet on all your Myspace skanks and stalkers... brilliant!

Drink a couple glasses of pineapple juice, and drop a sweet load in an eye for me!!

By far, your best work yet.
Skeet skeet nigga! :)
 
Posted by on Friday, May 16, 2008 - 7:10 PM
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✯㎡∑и∂ㄚ✯

 
That's fucking awesome!!
 
Posted by ✯㎡∑и∂ㄚ✯ on Friday, May 16, 2008 - 7:22 PM
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Bob
Colin Burnett

 
thats what life is all about
 
Posted by Bob on Friday, May 16, 2008 - 7:34 PM
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j-kame

 
lol!!!
 
Posted by j-kame on Friday, May 16, 2008 - 9:26 PM
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LAMO!
 
Posted by on Friday, May 16, 2008 - 10:38 PM
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Dik (team hero)
jason gorenchan

 
that is the greatest
 
Posted by Dik (team hero) on Friday, May 16, 2008 - 10:42 PM
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;;Mechanical Dae;;
Little Miss Mechanical

 
LMAO
That's amazing...
Totally made my day...
And I was having a pretty fucking swell day.

 
Posted by ;;Mechanical Dae;; on Saturday, May 17, 2008 - 12:22 AM
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♫brittnie marie♪

 
very fuckiung badass guys.

love this shit.
lol
 
Posted by ♫brittnie marie♪ on Saturday, May 17, 2008 - 12:40 AM
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Edom

 
may your brilliance never end,
L
 
Posted by Edom on Saturday, May 17, 2008 - 3:37 AM
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xoDANIELLExo
Danielle Rosenthal

 
I want some!!!!!!
 
Posted by xoDANIELLExo on Saturday, May 17, 2008 - 3:57 AM
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...Miss Chrissy...
Christine Sequera

 
hahaha pisser.
love it
 
Posted by ...Miss Chrissy... on Saturday, May 17, 2008 - 4:33 AM
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.·*☆*♥RAINBOW♥*☆*·. ॐ
Sofia Aristegui

 
riiiight - haha no comment
 
Posted by .·*☆*♥RAINBOW♥*☆*·. ॐ on Saturday, May 17, 2008 - 5:48 PM
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Raven Heart Stunna™

 
well you know where to find me!
 
Posted by Raven Heart Stunna™ on Saturday, May 17, 2008 - 5:49 PM
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gucci mama

 
omg im laughing so fuckin hard.
I LOVE IT!
 
Posted by gucci mama on Saturday, May 17, 2008 - 6:14 PM
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.·*☆*♥RAINBOW♥*☆*·. ॐ
Sofia Aristegui

 
HAHA da da da da da da da..."Skeeeet man" to the rescue!!! :) What what where's my goggles at!?! or better yet the gas mask so my whole face is protected :)~ gotta luv the skeet skeet its great for the skin and provides mad protien! and yea have some pineapple juice :)
 
Posted by .·*☆*♥RAINBOW♥*☆*·. ॐ on Saturday, May 17, 2008 - 6:23 PM
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Ready for Change
Cynthia Holmes

 
hahahaha pineapple juice really does work! Makes the skeeeeeeeeeet go down easier! LOL Make sure to have your daily skeet protien shake with some pineapple juice YO!
 
Posted by Ready for Change on Sunday, May 18, 2008 - 6:22 PM
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Mikey
Mikey Y.

 
Fucking awesome :)
 
Posted by Mikey on Saturday, May 17, 2008 - 9:37 PM
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ONE+ONE=ONE

 
you are so full of it. You only like doing it all quiet in the dark missionary position and i bet while you are so busy busting she is laying back like blah blah blah this is sooooo boring i cant wait to fake it and get out of here LOL oh man i can't imagine why that is extra funny to me.... ;) kisses.

 
Posted by ONE+ONE=ONE on Sunday, May 18, 2008 - 6:22 PM
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~BLESSED BE~ LOVERS HATERS

 
HE HE HE HE :D I LOVE THE POEM AND GOSH I WILL MESSAGE U SOME TIME AGAIN SOON AND LET U KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON WITH ME. AND THAT POEM IS SO TEMPTING AND SO.... U GET MY POINT............. WELL KEEP WRITTING DUDE. DID I 4GET 2 MENTION UR SUCH A HORNDOG!!!!!!!!! FUCK ALL THE OTHER POETES!!!!!!! UR THE GOD OF POETRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TTYL. BYE MY SEXI LORD.
BLESSED BE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Posted by ~BLESSED BE~ LOVERS HATERS on Sunday, May 18, 2008 - 6:22 PM
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~cayslin~

 
haha!lol:) fuckin niccce!:D
 
Posted by ~cayslin~ on Sunday, May 18, 2008 - 6:25 PM
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shamans journey
heidi schroer

 
very much like green eggs and hammy
 
Posted by shamans journey on Monday, May 19, 2008 - 3:39 PM
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Ana [DF]

 
Oh my....
 
Posted by Ana [DF] on Monday, May 19, 2008 - 11:05 PM
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~E~
Bambi Hunt

 
Nice- a totally classy poem!
 
Posted by ~E~ on Tuesday, May 20, 2008 - 12:24 AM
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Sunshiningcrackhead
Ilandra Nearmani

 
fuuuckkking nerrrrd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Posted by Sunshiningcrackhead on Tuesday, May 20, 2008 - 2:03 AM
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♥Freudian Slip & Fall♥

 
All I can say is:

"IT MUST BE A COMMONALITY AMONGST......"....ha ha ha...no, not really. Not in this one particular case...
 
Posted by ♥Freudian Slip & Fall♥ on Tuesday, June 24, 2008 - 8:04 AM
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