My dear sweet aunt rosie sent this to
me. I love it pass it on in your blogs
or in a bulletin.
/hugz to you and yours from me and
mine
Laura
The Perfect Solution to Proposed
Senior Health Care
While discussing the upcoming
government Universal Health Care
Program with my sister-in-law the
other day, I think we have found the
solution. I am sure you have heard
the ideas that if you're a senior
you
need to suck it up and give up the
idea that you need any health
care.
A new hip? Unheard of. We simply
can't afford to take care of you
anymore. You don't need any
medications for your high blood
pressure, diabetes, heart problems,
etc. Let's take care of the young
people. After all, they will be ruling
the world very soon.
So here is the solution:
When
you turn 70, you get a gun
and 4 bullets. You are allowed to
shoot 2
senators and 2
representatives. Of course, you will
be sent to prison
where you will get
3 meals a day, a roof over your head
and all the
health care you need!!!
New teeth, great!!! Need glasses, no
problem.
New hip, knee, kidney,
lung, heart? Well, bring it on.
And who will be paying for all of this?
The
same government that just told
you that you are too old for health
care. And, since you are a prisoner,
you won't have to pay any income
tax either!
I really
think we have a Perfect
Solution!!!
But on the other hand, if they are
dems, you could get the death
penalty. What the hell...you are
going to die anyway.