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Laura A. Lasley

Laura Lasley


Last Updated: 11/17/2009

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Gender: Female
Status: In a Relationship
Age: 41
Sign: Leo

City: Los Banos
State: California
Country: US
Signup Date: 9/20/2006

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Thursday, September 17, 2009 

My dear sweet aunt rosie sent this to


me. I love it pass it on in your blogs

or in a bulletin.


/hugz to you and yours from me and

mine


Laura



The Perfect Solution to Proposed


Senior Health Care


While discussing the upcoming


government Universal Health Care


Program with my sister-in-law the


other day, I think we have found the


solution. I am sure you have heard


the ideas that if you're a senior you


need to suck it up and give up the


idea that you need any health care.


A new hip? Unheard of. We simply


can't afford to take care of you


anymore. You don't need any


medications for your high blood


pressure, diabetes, heart problems,


etc. Let's take care of the young


people. After all, they will be ruling


the world very soon.

So here is the solution:

When you turn 70, you get a gun


and 4 bullets. You are allowed to


shoot 2 senators and 2


representatives. Of course, you will


be sent to prison where you will get


3 meals a day, a roof over your head


and all the health care you need!!!


New teeth, great!!! Need glasses, no


problem. New hip, knee, kidney,


lung, heart? Well, bring it on.

And who will be paying for all of this?



The same government that just told


you that you are too old for health


care. And, since you are a prisoner,


you won't have to pay any income


tax either!

I really think we have a Perfect


Solution!!!



But on the other hand, if they are


dems, you could get the death


penalty.  What the hell...you are


going to die anyway.

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The Avalon Witch (TM)
Jennifer Rose

 
Yeah that's funny. Unfortunately true, but funny!!
 
Posted by The Avalon Witch (TM) on Saturday, September 19, 2009 - 9:06 AM
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