'OLD' IS
>   WHEN...
> 
> Your sweetie says, 'Let's
>   go upstairs and make love,' and
>   you answer, 
>
> 'Pick one; I
>   can't do both!'

Not me yet thank good ness

>
>  'OLD' IS WHEN...
>
> Your friends
>   compliment you on your new
>   alligator shoes and you're
>   barefoot.
>
Cry this one is me
 
> 'OLD' IS
>   WHEN...
>
> A sexy babe catches your
>   fancy and your pacemaker opens the
>   garage door,

 Not me yet whew
 >
> 'OLD' IS WHEN...
>
> Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
>
this one is me


> 'OLD' IS WHEN...
>  
>
> You don't care where your spouse
>   goes, just as long as you don't
>   have to go along.

this one is so me
>
>
'OLD' IS WHEN...
>
> You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor
>   instead of by the police
>

this is me


> 'OLD' IS WHEN..
>  
>
> 'Getting a little action' means you don't need
> to take any
>   fibre today.

Not me yet>


> 'OLD' IS WHEN...
>
> 'Getting lucky' means you find your car in the
> parking lot.
>
Yep this one is me

 
> 'OLD' IS
>   WHEN...
> 
> An 'all nighter' means not
>   getting up to use the
>   bathroom.

>God this is so me, and I've not had an all niter in years
>
 AND
>
>  'OLD' IS WHEN...
>
> You are not sure
>   these are jokes?
>
Okay yep it's official I'm old. LOL