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Ya know, usually I hate surveys, but I loved this one so much, I just hadta Blog it. Enjoy!
1. My uncle once: jumped out of a helicopter before he was supposed to on his first day in Vietnam and broke his leg -- thus why he was instantly given the nickname "Gimp."
2. Never in my life have I: thought David Hasselhoff was a talented musician.
3.The one person who can drive me nuts, but then can always manage to make me smile: Mark
4. High School is/was: a lot like hell, just much colder.
5. When I'm nervous: i talk too much.
6. The last time I cried was: watching Saving Private Ryan.
7. If I were to get married right now, my bridesmaids/groomsmen would be: My Stepfather Scott, Mark, 2-Rails, Lotts and Chappy.
8. If I had one last meal to eat before I was zipped away from this planet by space aliens: I'd get the full rack at Montgomery Inn with some Onion straws and a ton o' bbq sauce. Damn, I'm hungry. Fuckin' diet!
9. My feet are: smaller than you'd think for a dude of my height.
10. When I was 5: I watched the Dukes of Hazzard and Knight Rider obsessively. Oh, and I also thought the Ninja Turtles were real.
11. Last Christmas I: spent my first holiday away from home ever. Total bummer, man.
12. When I turn my head left, I see: My framed degree from Univ. of Cincinnati, a few awards, a Tony Stewart bobblehead, a 1/18th scale 1969 Camaro SS on top of a 2002 Camaro SS, a glass slug from Fire & Light and a figurine of the Master Chief.
13. When I turn my head right,: a BearCat bobblehead, a Tom Brady bobblehead, one of those Japanese Fortune cats that waves their paw back and forth, a Red Sox 2006 Calendar and a big ol' picture window looking out on picturesque Greenhaven.
14. When I look down, I see: My cell phone, cordless home phone, my keyboard and mouse (duh!), a boarding pass from my recent flight to Denver, and a box of altoids (should I have a ciggy craving).
15. The craziest recent event was: Phi Delt party at Sonoma State (I know, uber LAME!)
16. If I was a character on 'Friends' I'd be: Joey (seeing as people constantly tell me I look like him, especially when I'm clean shaven). We have a similar sense of humor and outlook on life, too.
17. By this time next year: I will be moving into my first house.
18. My favorite kind of tea is: Irish Breakfast (I really dig Celestial Seasonings Cranberry Zinger, too though).
19. I have a hard time understanding: Budweiser's marketing decisions, hardcore liberals and hardcore conservatives -- oh yeah, Al Qaeda, too. I think we can throw 'em all in a boat and sink it.
20. One time at a family gathering: James and Hughey Taylor played a duet in my backyard (no shit!)
21. You know I "like" you if: i buy dinner.
22. If I won an award, the first person (people) I'd thank is: my Mama. She's da bestest.
23. One word/phrase I use too much is: fuck/fuckin'/fucking/fucker
24. My ideal breakfast is: Eggs (fried over Medium), corned beef hash, hash browns, big glass of OJ, small cuppa coffee, and a short stack of pancakes "Rasputin-style" from the Black Dog (about their only tolerable menu item).
25. If you visit my hometown: don't bring your fucking SUV over on the ferryboat with you, don't leave your garbage on our beaches, say thank you when someone holds a door for you, don't call one town "Oaks Bluff" and the other "Edgarville" and for Christ's sake don't rent a God damned Moped. Just take the damned bus like the rest of us! And NO! There's no fucking bridge over to the Cape, so STOP ASKING!
26. Where do you plan to visit anytime soon: Portland Feb. 15-17. Denver Feb. 21-23. Vegas Mar. 6-8. Houston Mar. 26-30. Cincinnati Mar. 30-Apr.3. I never thought I'd say this, but I'm starting to get sick of travelling!
27. If you spend the night at my house: you will partake in the nightly beatings, drinking and sex -- WIIILD Shetland Sex! (Ask Sean Lottman if you're looking at the screen confused).
28. Do you know the muffin man?: The one on Drury lane?
29. The world could do without: Al Qaeda.
30. I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: Listen to Gwen Stefani, the Yin Yang Twins or Aqua.
31. Most recent thing you've bought yourself: a Boston Red Sox license plate holder. Obsess much? Perhaps.
32. Most recent thing someone else bought you: dinner! Thanks Doug and Colleen!
33. My favorite blonde is: Jessica Alba.
34. My favorite brunette is: Courtney (DUH!)
35. My favorite red head is: Granny Babe (but Marcia Cross is pretty smokin', too.)
36. The thing that bothers me most is: mosquitos.
37. The last time I was high: Labor Day 2004, Humboldt County, CA.
38. My favorite thing to have done for/to me is: having my back scratched ... oooh, yeah!
39. I shouldn't have: waited so long to buy my ticket to Cincinnati for Mark's Wedding -- like he didn't already have ENOUGH to freak about without wondering where the hell his Best Man was.
40. Once, at a bar/club: I got a hug from DMX (again, no shit!).
41. Last night: Court made me see God.
42. There's this girl I know who: belly dances with a water bottle on her head, while singing karaoke, on roller skates (a grand huzzah to ye, Shaye my dear).
43. This guy I know: can walk around on his hands with his feet behind his head.
44. A better name for me would be: Mud. Or perhaps "BMF."
45. If I ever go back to school I'll: fuckin' wig, man! I did my time and got 'da hell out! They'd have to GIVE me an MBA! I'd probably hit more parties, football games and basketball games though, cuz I didn't do that NEARLY enough. I always had to work!
46. If my life had a soundtrack, the title track would be: Dogs and Chaplains, by the Mighty Mighty BossTones.
47. Followed by: the Shaft theme, by Isaac Hayes.
48. Then ...: Walk (Respect), by Pantera.
49. If I had to pick an actor/actress that truly looks like what I picture God to look like, I'd pick: James Earl Jones.
50. The strangest/clumsiest/most embarrassing accident I've ever had was: tripping off the stage at a Dropkick Murphy's show. Luckily the crowd caught me, but it was quite unintentional I assure you.
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