I have a little hole that is on my tummy.
It's useless, it's pointless, and it looks funny.
What is its purpose? I don't know.
If you asked me, I'd rather it be a toe.
This may sound crazy. It may sound dumb.
But would it be any better if it were a thumb?
I think my ode to belly button is done.
So you listened, you heard. Now wasn't that fun?