My tolerance for the stupid is pretty low. A guy like me can only take so much before he is at his wits end. So here are the things the bugged me this year.

5. Blue Tooth Headsets - Why oh why do people wear these things when there not even on there phone? I see people with them on there heads when they are doing the most mundane things, like shopping, getting gas, or eating lunch. It would be one thing if you where on the phone while wearing it, but to just be wearing them because they look cool is just fucking dumb.

4. Dane Cook - Why do people think he is funny? He's not; I'm amazed that his hyperactivity actually distracts people from realizing that the bulk of his material is truly awful. Tune in to Dane, and you'll hear old "ya ever notice?" gags you thought would never walk again. You will learn about airports, driving, the ways women are different from men (they cry!), and how people call you "pal" when they're not your pal. "Why are we still requesting people say 'cheese'?" Dane asks. "Was there a time in history when like, photography and cheese were like, the shit?"

3. Nickelback - Why is this band popular someone tell me, please? Their sad excuse for so called "Post Grunge". But in reality they're not grunge. They're a subgenre of rock known as "Nu-Metal". Usually Loved by pre-teens, Lead singer Chad is an extremely nasal "Marlboro Man" type vocalist who sounds constipated on a permanent basis. Guitar consists mostly of easy-to-play power chords that give the band a "tough" sound to the untrained ear, but a closer look reveals a band that has nothing to offer creatively. Also there two hit singles, "How You Remind Me" and "Someday", sound nearly identical when played simultaneously.

2 & 1. Lindsey Lohan and Britney Spears - I am so sick of hearing about these two spoiled brats. They have no idea how lucky they are to be given the opportunities they have before them, and all they do is flush it right down the crapper. This is the reason why people have partial birth abortions. If I know that my kids will turn out like these two, I will gladly go get a coat hanger from my closet and do the job myself. can we still abort someone once there 25?