this is how it started......

i have £4, no fags, no drugs, no booze, no ticket, no tent, and nothing to lose.
i do have.....
yellow,blue,red,black,white,gold,green wrist bands.
a neon securety jacket
lots of names
and some print outs with names on it
look inportant, sound busy
and we are in.
failing that, wait out side and kick fuck out of little kids with tickets
see you in there

Well, back home sweating out pure evil, the ticket blag went so well, my plan work, i got AAA passes for the whole weekend, in fact I got 24 passes for the team, i am getting really good at this. inside I made friends wih the boss and got the keys to the rider tent, free booze is the best booze, ended up out my fucking box for the whole time, spent 20mins waiting for a tube train to get me from the beer tent to the 2nd stage, scared a lot of bodies, poured lemon jucies in my eye, won a sack race, told so many lies i dont even remember if i was at the russian school of ballet, djed on the moon, have my own smoking lodge or ever trained to be a monk?

  lovely to meet some new people, great to get silly with some old ones, (still love you pete;) jack penate is the nuts, beans on toast is a god and the heroes smashed the granny out the punk bitch, they are a fucking headline act!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks to the myspace bus for putting up with my shit, (i am not really the bongo raj) and and letting me paint.

  another really messy weekend! I love you guys!!!!!

AK-80

oh and sorry to C for offering sex so ruff that i would be up on a GBH charge, it was not meant in that way. HA HA x