I'm starting to get these invites from people I don't know.  Mostly, they are girls.  They're hot little tight bodied girls at that.  The one thing that I have noticed is that there is a common thread to all these girls that want to add me to their page.  They all have AIM or MSN Messenger Screen names embedded in their pic.  Then you see somewhere on their page that if you want to get to know them better, you can click on this link that takes you to a site that wants your credit card.  Even better, sometimes, you see a flash of their profile and it takes you directly to a porn site to sign up for free girls, but they need a credit card to verify that you are at least 18 years of age.  

I know!  You're probably thinking the same thing I am, "So what?"  "Just delete the invite."  What I can't help but notice, is the people they have on their myspace page.  There are guys thanking her for adding them and even asking to hook up.  Like they're talking to her as if she was real!  It's a bot!!! 

Ok, here's the part that really makes me smile.  When I see the profile of these other guys, these are the guys that I went to High School with that where hot s**t.  These are the guys that where the players that got all the girls.  The hot ones!  I just got what fell in my lap!  Sometimes it was a hot one, other times it was a community service deal.  We've all gotten them!  What I'm getting at is that these "players", "Hot Guys", and "superficial" guys that we all know and love. It's the very guys that think the girl on the other end asking for a credit card when you get to her so called web site. 

Did I miss something?  Was I that much of a nerd in High School that I knew the difference between a real chick and a fake one?  Was I such a nerd that I knew the difference between a real chick and a "Tranny"?  Now don't get me wrong, I'm not knocking people's preferences if you're in to trannies.  Everyone has a fetish for something.  What I can't get over is that these guys really think that this so called girl is real, which only either confirms that men in general are stupid and are attracted to anything that looks female.  Like a womans voice on the video can convince you, you're in love or a woman's voice on the telephone can convince you, you're alone. 

Something I've learned the hard way in my radio career is when you work over nights, answer the phones, girls will call in at 3am just to talk to a guy on the other end.  Dating off the phones is not such a good idea.  The hotter she sounds, the hotter she is not.  She's usually three times the girth of me.  So by past experience, you stop dating off the phones because you don't want to get put in an awkward situation...  Like having to sleep with her because she's crying, and no one likes her cause she too fat. 

With this knowledge, I don't ever date off the phones from work.  I mean never.  Not any more.  I've met too many women that were three times my girth or more.  Please no hate mail, I like a little meat with my potatoes, but morbidly obese is too much for my tastes.

Here's what I've come up with:

1)      Most guys are just stupid and think too much with their penis.  That's how most of us get in to debt with credit cards. 

2)     Regardless of the type of guy they may be, either not that great looking, lacking something, or a hot, hot stud, they still think way too much with their penis that they fall for the so called girl on the other side of the screen. 

Conclusion: 

Someone somewhere is making a killing off these guys!  They are putting their kids through college!  If it wasn't successful, I wouldn't be getting all these invites, and there wouldn't be profiles with a thousands or more friends on these fake profiles. 

I want in!!!  I want to send my kids to college too!  If these guys are either desperate enough or it's the only way they can make contact with a female, I have to cash in on this!  It sucks that some people are addicted to porn and it ruins their lives and families, but if I can be there in their time of despair to help them learn this valuable lesson, I want to cash in on it!  Not to offend anyone who may have gone through this, or knows someone who has.  The way that I see it is its natural selection! 

Guys must procreate.  Guys need sex.  If you're dumb enough to pay for porn and wipe out your entire life savings when you can get it for free, then you deserve to lose everything you have to someone like these people.  I want to make it clear that I want to be there for you when you decide that you want to destroy your life for porn.  Cash is cash.  It puts food on my table and clothes my children.  I want your cash in exchange for your stupidity.

For those of you who think that I'm being a dick, I have a stash of porn, more than I can count or keep up with, I got it all for free, I still go to work, go out for social events, and  haven't lost my life savings and I still function in the real world nor I have I lost the ability to separate fantasy from reality.  I'm just another male that wants to cash in on your stupidity to think that some girl that's trying to get you to give her your credit card for friendship.

Sorry guys, I had to say it.  There's too many of you out there that are falling for this, and before I felt sad for you, but now I know that you support a billion dollar enterprise, I have to cash in on it if I can!

I may have just told the biggest secret on the net, but it's not going to stop these guys from spending.  Natural selection works to your advantage, and I just want a piece of the pie!