I'm in Singapore. It's hot. Everything I touch feels sticky. I need around 5 showers a day. Really. It's gross. I want to kiss whoever invented air-conditioning. They should be awarded a Nobel Prize.

I've been here since Thursday. Can you believe the country's official pass-time is shopping? I've never seen consumerism on this level before. It's amazing and a little scary actually. There are so many shopping centers that I could not get to all of them even if I lived here.

Anyway, I invade Perth again on Tuesday night. This blog is mostly for Taryn since I left without really telling her. Sorry baby. I rang your house and Andrew said he'll tell you to give me a buzz back. You didn't. We'll gossip when I get back. I stole you an Asian child to make up for everything.

Smell ya later.

P.S. Taryn, you have to go to Singapore. Their bitches are hot. You would cry.