Okay so I have been working at 2 different stores this past few weeks. And I have barely had time to have a good day off let alone a pain free menstrual cycle. Yeah, my uterus is hurting like a bitch right now.

So I haven't updated in a while. Hopefully though, I can start updating more often. I am also going to try to update my pics as well, so we shall see.

Lately politics has been the main concern on everyones shoulders. And frankly it comes closer and closer to me not voting.

But to help anyone make a good decision I come to you with advice if you are like me and feel we are voting between a douche and a turd sandwich,

Think about this. Why would you vote for McCain or Obama. Now I know that black people are stupid and just want some 'brotha' in the white house so this question goes out to none of them. I also know many middle aged white men with no sense of what is attractive want McCain in it cause he has a 'hot VP Palin, but not only is she fucking retarded, clinically so, but also not that fucking hot. I mean on SNL Tina Fey makes her look good compared to her actual looks.

Ok so now that you know who I am directing this to, here is my advice. Vote on who you like as VP.

Frankly McCain is fucking old. He is going to die in a year or two after this if not from a heartattack right after winning, so Palin would be our president.

And Obama is some type of black somerother mutt, and he will mostly be assassinated by the KKK which leaves that guy from Delaware. Yeah I don't care so much i don't even fucking know his name.

Now we have who we are really voting for. Palin or that DE guy.

Okay so Palin is basically clincally brain dead and is only able to do anything a 5 yr ola can do and that is barely speak the english language and not even in complete sentences.

And that other guy is basically a puppet too. But he is fasted on the beliefs of Obama's policies. So I guess that is a plus for him, and he can basically answer a question with a proper sentence that doesn't have to do with soccer games and hockey moms.

So we have our winner, that guy from DE, great soo vote for Obama. Cause either way you look at it. Obama and his wierd albino puppet would be better then Palin and her corpse.

I mean seriously what is wrong with America. I frankly hope they all die and somehow Hilary gets it through a loophole and a prayer. Sure she has tesicles, and saggy old lady titties, but that is good. That means she isn't an actual woman and doesn't have a period and can't mess things up.

Or compromises politics with her religion.


Oh GWB, it is almost here, the day you are no longer a threat to everyone in the world.

On a GWB note, I want to go see that movie W. It looks funny and I like laughing at that monkey faced prick.