Ever have one of those friends who always seemed to give and give, yet nothing ever seems to work out right for them? What's the best possible way to make them feel worse? I'll tell you what to do. First off, find out what they really want. I mean, really, really want. Then do your level best to not help them get it in any way whatsoever. Don't lift a finger or your voice at all.

Also it helps tons if they have something you want. That way you can ask them for it and when they say "yes" (because they're too nice to say no to someone who claims to be their friend), make sure you have other things to do when they want to do something. Make sure you're only available at your utmost convenience. Don't let the fact that they help you out bother you at all.

You know, like when you need a place to live and they and their mother make it possible. Or when you ask to move in and they say "sure. no problem" right away then you need to make sure NOT to return the favor. That's nothing but awesome!

Oh and if you should happen to be a girl/woman who they are in love with, please go over to their place, ask them for favors then sit on their couch and mention your fiancee a bunch. Best yet is to make them feel like you think of them as no more than something to be scraped off the bottom of your shoe. But keep asking for favors cuz they'll let you have whatever you want.

I hope I've helped you out in someway letting you know how to treat people. Please do this as it is the only way to treat people who love you. What do you mean it's not?