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Reverend Howitzer


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Gender: Male
Status: Married
Age: 38
Sign: Scorpio

City: MISHAWAKA
State: INDIANA
Country: US
Signup Date: 9/26/2006

Who Gives Kudos:


Sunday, July 06, 2008 
People always come in and ask me, "Hey, it's my birthday, do I get anything special?", and every time I tell them, "Did you bring me a donut?"

In the over 6 years LanLizards has been open we have had only one standard birthday policy: If it is your birthday, you bring me a donut, and I eat it. In 6 years I have received 3 donuts, one of which was bigger than my head.

I know this seems like an odd policy, but remember I used to work for the corporate machine. At the company, if it was your birthday, you brought in a box of donuts to share with the rest of the employees. One year I brought in 6 dozen donuts to make sure everyone could max out on my celebration.

I think in a world where everyone wants to take-take-take, that it is heart warming to celebrate your life with a little giving. So in a way I am helping you out. I give you an opportunity to celebrate your life by giving me a donut. Do I need a donut? No. BUT do I respect you enough to eat your birthday celebration donut? Yes.
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Ben

 
I SHALL BRING YOU A DOUGHNUT THAT SHALL MAKE GOD HIMSELF CRY!!!
 
Posted by Ben on Wednesday, July 09, 2008 - 1:05 AM
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Dragon
Reverend Howitzer

 
Bear claws definitely are the bee's knees
 
Posted by Dragon on Wednesday, July 09, 2008 - 1:09 AM
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Useful Idiot

 
Score one for the funfrock, This dude's got a donut!

mark it.

 
Posted by Useful Idiot on Wednesday, September 10, 2008 - 2:43 AM
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