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Gender: Male
Status: Single
Age: 31
Sign: Aquarius

City: somewhere else
State: Florida
Country: US
Signup Date: 9/26/2006

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April 1, 2008 - Tuesday 

Current mood:  vehement

First, let me make this perfectly clear, this is an apology to my friends, not "God," because far as he/she/it goes we are still on bad terms.

"Dear God, Fuck you this hurts."  Yeah I said it, and I’m not taking it back, just removing the blog it came from.  I giggle thinking about God sitting down and signing into myspace, seeing my blog, and thinking, "Oh, no he didn’t."  Well, God, I did.  And you know what?  Apparently I’m in the goods with his son (don’t believe me?  A Scissors (me) is in his top 22- http://www.myspace.com/jesus2012campaign .)

Still angry?  Think about this, the christian faith regulary asks you to consider the concept of God working in mysterious ways, or disguising himself as a hungry vagrant (who apparently has dirty stinky feet and wants you to wash them,) testing your beliefs and faith with "well, you never know when God is going to show up, unexpected and univited, but you damn well better have supper ready." So....going along with this idea, what if I’m God?  What if God is some jaded and vehement myspacer asshole named Brian?  Hard for you to believe? (watch yourself on that one, apparently the fucker is watching.)  Oh, and did you ever think of how frighteningly close God is in comparison to a wife beater, or child abuser?  Because, no matter what pain, anguish, suffering, strife, difficulties, disease, destruction, vile and dispicable acts of unfairness, levels of unquestionable starvation, poverty, abuse, molestation, rape, murder, child deformations, mental retardation, physical anamolies, female castration, sick and twisted acts of oppression, war, terror, kidnappings, human trafficking, alcoholism, drug addiction, beauty myths, eating disorders, evil and heartless presidential office holders, scammers, schemers, torture, plague, rivers running with blood, locust swarms, falling skies, complete and total annihaltion, fear, depression, suicide, homophobic beatings, rich fuckers in SUVs cutting you off, hurricanes, floods, fire, volcanic erruptions, earthquakes, psychotic truckers killing Amish school children, children killing other children, parents drowning their kids in their own fucking cars and blaming it on a black man, racism, sexism, agism, and all other forms of terrible terrible shit is a FUCKING TEST OF YOUR FAITH GOD PUTS YOU THROUGH, HE DOES IT BECAUSE HE "LOVES YOU!"  sounds like an abusive relationship to me.  So, no thanks God.  Take your tithings and buy yourself a bus ticket out of my life.  And before you go, don’t forget to angrily type me an angry comment or two, because I know you listen to everyone’s prayers and most certainly must read my blogs.

So, to my friends and the people i truly truly love and care about, i’m sorry if you misunderstood what i wanted to say, but it wasn’t adressed to you, is was adressed to him.  But, if any of you can point me in the right direction to God’s page or email, I’ll make sure to send my gripes directly to it (unless he uses AOL, then it will probably just go to his spam folder.)

Love always,

Brian Michael Gabriel (<<--Hey, its my confirmation name!) Cunningham.

Ps. I want my brother back you son of a bitch.

Cunningham

 
Heh, heh, heh, spoken like a true heathen...
 
Posted by Cunningham on April 1, 2008 - Tuesday - 8:36 PM
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Euphoric Mania
Bryan's Privates

 
Damn, I think someone just got served. Coughalmightyonecough
 
Posted by Euphoric Mania on April 1, 2008 - Tuesday - 8:49 PM
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Gar Bailey
Gar Bailey

 
I feel you my friend. Couldn't have said it better myself. (You have balls!)

So If God is actually watching this whole world on some kind of celestial youtube.. He/She's gotta be one sick and demented MF to allow the kind of unimagineable, monumental suffering that's going on every single minute of every single day across this, what some would call, "God-Forsaken" world.

I refuse to believe in any God that would create an entire p[lanet and then allow continual genocides for generation after generation. That would be straight evil. Some God huh?

Anyhoot.. I'm really just another squirrel tryin' to get a nut. -hard to think of the big picture sometimes when yer hungry, tired, thirsty, or lonely in a tiny spec of town somewhere by the wayside of nowhere's-ville.

I really just can't imagine a big, omnipotent God up the clouds anyway. I see God more in my family and friends' hearts, minds, and eyes. In their love for each other and mankind, in their kindness.. their selflessness. I see God in people who treat others how they would want to be treated. -The one basic principle in most religious teachings. And If we all could actually follow that one simple piece of advice, what wonderful world it could be.

I love you Brian, for thinking of & talking about these types of things in general. You have a wise soul my mine. Kudos and endless good energies to you my friend. You area true inspiration good buddy.

And another thing.. If there is a "God" out there reading this blog reply right now, he can kiss my hairy, ass for taking Brian's brother from him as well. Someone with a heart and soul such as Brian's should never deserve that kind of cruelty from any kind of just "God". F that!

Brian - For real.. I know that my friendship could never ever even come close to replacing a blood brother, but I would like you to know.. that you honestly do have a life-long, brother in friendship with me dood. I will always be proud to call you my friend B, and I have nothin but love and respect for you. I've got your back eternally my friend. Don't forget that.

With utter Sincerity & Love - gaR Bailey aka alGARhythm
 
Posted by Gar Bailey on April 1, 2008 - Tuesday - 11:32 PM
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set as default

 
the following is a response to an inquiry of my view on the subject of christianity:

(understand this is not an attack or a quip with you, your beliefs, or anyone elses. The title of the bulletin asked me my views, and then let the flood gates be open.)

My religous views are somewhat misunderstood and considered insulting to most. My concept of "god" is just as vague. The thought that "god" would use a life to prove a point, or even in the context (i've heard too many times) in reference to those born in/with unfortunate circumstances that "it's 'god's' will" or "'god's' plan" to create a life and take away so young. The concept of such a vindictive and cruel god doesn't sit well with me, along with the small christian clan that boasts picket signs exclaiming "god hates fags" or "god hates america" and protests at soldiers' funerals, and raises their children with equal contempt, ignorance, and cruelness. And that how their concept of god is just as right to them as every other concept of god, and as much as i disagree with alot of beliefs, i HAVE to respect all of them. Now, this is how religion and systems masked in "faith" tend to boil and mix themselves in my brain, leaving nothing left than an ugly, vile, stinking goo. Given that, the same religion tells me i won't see my brother in "heaven", or the majority of my friends for that matter, because their (equally as just) views conflict with "what is written" or "the word of god." Excuse my anger, but fuck that. Or that the same religion and the same god would punish two people (no matter what gender combination) for loving eachother. How about the priests and clergymen that hide behind the church and robe as they touch little boys, why is it that they will prosper in "heaven" because god forgives those who ask for it? So, I will share the eternal light and salvation with these pieces of shit, but not with the countless innocent men, women, and children of other cultures and religions, because they weren't baptized or raised under the same belief system? Last time i heard, christianity is in the minority as far as percentage goes, so the rest of the world is damned and will be sentenced to an eternity of suffering in the fiery rivers of hell, watched over by some hooven red dude with a tail, horns, and pitchfork? Because, some bearded white guy who sits in a throne in a cushy clouded world, regularly testing the "faith" of his followers, his creations, says so? And (according to christian faith), the same bearded white guy that took his first batch of humans and wiped them out with an incredible beast of a flood, lest Noah, his wife, and two of every animal, because he felt they didn't embrace their god as fearful and wrathful enough, and had to prove a point? The same god, that blessed the murderous rampage of the inquisition and its "christian soldiers?" The same word of god that says i have to "gouge out mine eyes" because i might look at a pretty girl and think sex? Or my favorite, "you can't interpret the bible literally, but you must except that it's the true word of god..." wait, what?
So, was there really a talking burning bush, or no? Woman was created from a dude's rib?(i know a lot of females that would find this insulting.) "All hallow's eve, or all saints day" is ok, but celebrating halloween is paganistic? You can part seas to escape religious persecution, but, "your religion is wrong, because it's not mine?" Huh? Idoltry is wrong, but "here, pray to this crucifix.?" "The final battle will come from the east and the west, there will be a mark of the beast in numeric form, four horsemen and seven trumpets and seven seals...etc.." so, somewhere in that seven days, god created geographical significance and was a cypher fanatic, spoke in code, and loved numeric puzzles? Why is there an infinite number of christian source, thousands upon thousands biblical script, just to say "god is love?" Can we say "overkill?"
That being said, I can't believe in some great magician in the sky and i can't believe in a wrathful, vindictive, son of a bitch.
If i were to believe in god, my God doesn't create anguish and suffering, plagues, crippled or defective children, hate mongerers and askewed mindless followers. No, my God is not a he or she, or an it. My god is everything miraculous; baby's smiles, blooming flowers, loving cats and adorable squirrels.
Heaven is where the heart is.
 
Posted by set as default on April 2, 2008 - Wednesday - 1:32 AM
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A Scissors

 
"Dear God" lyics by XTC
Dear God,
hope you got the letter, and...
I pray you can make it better down here.
I don't mean a big reduction in the price of beer
but all the people that you made in your image, see
them starving on their feet 'cause they don't get
enough to eat from God, I can't believe in you

Dear God, sorry to disturb you, but... I feel that I should be heard
loud and clear. We all need a big reduction in amount of tears
and all the people that you made in your image, see them fighting
in the street 'cause they can't make opinions meet about God,
I can't believe in you

Did you make disease, and the diamond blue? Did you make
mankind after we made you? And the devil too!

, don't know if you noticed, but... your name is on
a lot of quotes in this book, and us crazy humans wrote it, you
should take a look, and all the people that you made in your
image still believing that junk is true. Well I know it ain't, and
so do you, dear God, I can't believe in I don't believe in

I won't believe in heaven and hell. No saints, no sinners, no
devil as well. No pearly gates, no thorny crown. You're always
letting us humans down. The wars you bring, the babes you
drown. Those lost at sea and never found, and it's the same the
whole world 'round. The hurt I see helps to compound that
Father, Son and Holy Ghost is just somebody's unholy hoax,
and if you're up there you'd perceive that my heart's here upon
my sleeve. If there's one thing I don't believe in

it's you....
 
Posted by A Scissors on April 2, 2008 - Wednesday - 1:42 AM
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Vaudeville Victim
Kim Kerr

 
I enjoyed every bit of that blog there, if you do get a comment from God leeme know cause I have a few things I'll like to speak to him personally about.

Kimberly Diane Dymphana (<------------ My confirmation name)Kerr

Patron said of mental illness!!! How rich is that?!
 
Posted by Vaudeville Victim on April 2, 2008 - Wednesday - 1:46 AM
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L

 
i do cyber love you
 
Posted by L on June 26, 2008 - Thursday - 9:01 PM
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HMMM

 
Brian, the anger is legit. And the rest is entertaining, as intended.


But the fact of the matter is that there is no such thing as a person.


That includes the fundamentalist christian minister, the truckers, the homophobes.


No such thing as a person.


The person is the habit of reference to a collection of thoughts about the past.


Even five minutes ago.


Those thoughts get rearranged and projected into a potential outcome called future.


They can only reference themselves.


There is nobody home.


Thought is time.


The person is found only in thought, we call it "I"

This instant is all the time there is, and there isn't any space for a person on either end of it.


So yes, you're God. God God God God God God. You.


Peace
 
Posted by HMMM on July 27, 2008 - Sunday - 7:41 PM
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L

 
this hurts every time i read it,.

not because i do not agree because i couldn't agree more but it still...touches.

 
Posted by L on September 23, 2008 - Tuesday - 12:33 AM
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Mr. B.b Whitefolk

 
Gods going to kick your ass.

 
Posted by Mr. B.b Whitefolk on September 25, 2008 - Thursday - 3:56 PM
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Violent Tranquility
Amanda Reh

 
Brilliant!
Let him know that I want my sister back as well...
Big-up!
 
Posted by Violent Tranquility on November 11, 2008 - Tuesday - 8:14 PM
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beth death

 
Well written blog, and i totally agree. Why would such a divine being want to put us through so many hardships in life? I just don't understand.

 
Posted by beth death on February 28, 2009 - Saturday - 9:05 PM
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Beth
Beth Reed

 
While i may not agree with all of that, i want you to have your brother back too.....





Love


Elizabeth Anne Lilian ( <-- my confirmation name and yes after Aunt Lil ) Reed
 
Posted by Beth on March 12, 2009 - Thursday - 2:45 AM
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minim

 
apparently god has hijacked this joint already cuz i can only give one kudo when i meant two. oh, wait.... God doesn't even exist. our ideas exist, though... point-of-view-contracting upon itself spewing out of control in a magnetized swirl of the deepest self-scam through time and space, which if fully examined prior to feeling and thought, is only an illusion refracted through the mirror of mind anyway. none of this is real, and yet your words are more real than the bible.

p.s. your name translates as The Noble One Who Resembles and is the Hero of God. HAIL YE! that's why you is in the TOP FRENDZ of the HEAVENs.... keep your friends close, your enemies closer....?
 
 
Posted by minim on May 4, 2009 - Monday - 3:42 PM
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Not chosen
Not chosen One

 
Clap, Clap, Clap, Clap....Bravo!!!!
 
Posted by Not chosen on September 23, 2009 - Wednesday - 10:38 PM
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