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Buzz #1 Q: How do you know when there's a songwriter in the room? 3//07
A: They're the ones over in the corner quoting themselves.
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Buzz #2 Q: How do you know when a band needs a PA? 4/1/07
A: When they put out a want ad for a harmonica player.
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Buzz #3 Q: How many musicians does it take to change a lightbulb? 4/2/07
A: One ... but he needs his girlfriend to pay for it.
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Buzz #4 Q: How did the guitar player get his car fixed? 4/3/07
A: He got his girlfriend to put gas in it.
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Buzz #5 Q: How did the cover band make it big? 4/4/07
A: They went through the drive through and super-sized it.
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Buzz #6 Q: Why did the cover band cross the road? 4/5/07
A: To play just like the record.
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Buzz #7 Q: Why do songwriters take themselves so seriously? 4/4/06
A: Somebody has to.
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Buzz #8 Q: Why do harmonica players like their harps have 10 holes? 4/7/07
A: Because if they had 6 strings they wouldn't know what to do them.
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Buzz #9 4/8/07
Cover band goes down to the Crossroads and made a deal with the devil ... even though they had seen the movie. The devil asked what they wanted and they quickly replied "To sound just like the record." The devil nodded and said it was possible, but that when their time came they would have to go with him. The cover band thought it over for a bit and just to make sure things were right asked "Any record?" and the devil nodded again saying "Yes ... any record."
True enough to his word the devil made this band the best cover band ever and it was truely amazing how they could sound like any record the wanted to. Bar gig after bar gig came their way and not once did their van break down!
So then one day the cover band's van comes to that crossroads again and there is the devil. He puts up his hand signaling them to stop and then motions them out of the van. The band files out and the devil says "Bring your instruments ... I have another place for you to play."
So the band grabs their gear and gets on the down escalator and when they get to the bottom they enter the most beautiful room the best sounding stage the band has ever heard. A crowd of people is waiting for them there and when they walk in the door they start chanting the bands name. "They know us?" the band leader asks the devil. "I told them all about you." replied the devil who then motions them to the stage.
The band sets up, the crowd is going wild and before the devil introduces them the lead singer from the band says "You've been true to your word, we've been able to sound just like the record and we've had an amazing run playing to all the people we have ... but there has been one song, my favorite song, that we have not been able to 'sound just like the record.'"
"Oh," says the devil "you mean this one?" as he pulls the singer's favorite record out from his robe.
"Yes that is it!" says the singer
"You want to sound just like this record?" the devil asks
"Yes, yes!!!" the whole band replies and the next thing they hear is "CRACK!!!" as the devil splits the record in two and the crowd goes wild.
Peace, Harps & Mo' Funny ~ Harmonica Buzz : Lansing, Michigan