The funniest thing happened to me last night.
It was about midnight and I was walking along on the sidewalk text-messaging my friend to see if she wanted to walk with me to the drumline-house. Next thing I know my face is smashed into a sign. Instinctively, I looked around to check if anyone saw me run into that signpole and I saw this cop car. It looked like he was slowing down, but maybe he was just at a stop sign. I felt so stupid.
Still, if he did see me ram into that sign, I probably made his day.