1.  There's an international fast food chain, you've probably heard of 'em, their name rhymes with Rick Ronalds, that has a new line of ads for their breakfast chicken biscuit. 

OK, that doesn't really cover it.  They have a line of ads where they tout the idea of a breakfast chicken biscuit as being slightly more exotic than chocolate covered haggis.  Think circa 1994 Adam Sandler on SNL going, "I'm Crazy Mr. Chicken Biscuits For Breakfast Man!!!  I eat Chicken on Biscuits for Breakfast!!!!  Isn't that Crazy?!!?  Why don't you gimee some candy???"

I mean, I know not everyone grew up in the South and/or near a Hardee's, but jeez.

2.  M. Night Shamalan has a movie coming out.  It's called The Happening.  As far as I can tell from the ads it involves Something, um, Happening where almost everybody commits suicide and then other people become zombies and then Marky Mark fights zombies in a farmhouse.  Being a Shamalan movie I'm guessing he saves the world through the redeeming power of love. 

Unless "His first R-rated movie" means he's going to go Pet Semetary on us, but that's probly too much to ask.

Anyway, my problem is the title.  Call me a callous jerk, but I can't hear "The Happening" without thinking of this:

OK, this with fewer spangles: