Dear Sir and/or the artist called "Porest",

Reports of your little films have come to our attention making abundantly clear that they were and probably still are impeccably tasteless. We intend to oppose you and your art. Hereafter be advised, we shall spread news of your bile on editorial pages and internet web sites worldwide and refer to you damnably as "Por'est" where the apostrophe shall signal the abbreviation of "Poortaste". This shall be the fruit of your terrorizing labors.

In utter disbelief and outrage we are compelled to ask, what have children EVER done to you?

Don't answer that!

Antipathetically,

William Fistbung, Esq.
Fort Lauderdale, KS