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Frankie Boyle



Last Updated: 11/19/2009

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Gender: Male
Status: In a Relationship
Age: 37
Sign: Leo

City: Lots
State: Scotland
Country: UK
Signup Date: 9/29/2006
Friday, October 02, 2009 
My negroes, my bitches, I hope you are well

I have a few things to tell you, Frankie Boyle Club! This week, you should have received the decoding ring that allows you to read the messages on your membership card and badge. If you’ve not yet received the ring, it must be stuck in the post or we forgot to send it or something. Anyway, both messages read “I am a cunt”.

My book is oot! Here’s a link to a wee sample chunk, in case you’re wondering if it’s any good:

http://www.frankieboyle.com/stuff/default.html

I’m also doing some more tour dates, including a DVD record at the Apollo on June 4 & 5. Dig it!

http://www.ticketmaster.co.uk/search?tm_link=tm_homeA_header_search&q=frankie+boyle

And finally, I’ve decided not to do any more Mock The Week. I’ve done what feels like a good few thousand of them now and I feel I’ve mocked the shit out of the week. I salute everybody there (salutes). I’m going to concentrate on next year’s tour and some other funny things I’m writing. Be careful out there everybody.

Heil Hitler

Frankie x

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Andy
andrew jarvis

 
Gutted Mock the week won't be the same with out you !

 
Posted by Andy on Friday, October 02, 2009 - 8:26 PM
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Gillian

 
Lock the racist door for ever!! Sad day!

 
Posted by Gillian on Friday, October 02, 2009 - 8:27 PM
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prince of dust
colin dust

 
Sad to read you are all mocked out Francis. There is a light that never goes out...except that it HAS gone out, and, like the 100 watt bulb (I have one in my trousers right now) Thursday evenings will now be as dark as the inside of my special cupboard.
 
Posted by prince of dust on Friday, October 02, 2009 - 8:27 PM
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XtinaBoomGirl [-IQ]
Christina Wiggins

 
=O =O but Frankie!!! Who else is going to open the racism door!!!
 
Posted by XtinaBoomGirl [-IQ] on Friday, October 02, 2009 - 8:27 PM
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Combat Rock

 
Bugger.....

 
Posted by Combat Rock on Friday, October 02, 2009 - 8:27 PM
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Eddie

 
i think thats the right thing 2 do Frankie......and u hav mocked the shit out of it..
 
Posted by Eddie on Friday, October 02, 2009 - 8:27 PM
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Julia Jellicoe

 
Crushed to hear you're skedaddling from Mock the Week. The show made me a fan of you and vice versa. And being in the States, I don't have too many avenues to see/hear you. Except here, of course.
 
Posted by Julia Jellicoe on Friday, October 02, 2009 - 8:27 PM
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prince of dust
colin dust

 
Sad to read you are all mocked out Francis. There is a light that never goes out...except that it HAS gone out and, like the 100 watt bulb (I have one in my trousers right now) Thursday evenings will now be as dark as the inside of my special cupboard.
 
Posted by prince of dust on Friday, October 02, 2009 - 8:27 PM
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Petey!!
Pete Hardy

 
Great, im defanetly going to buy your book. Was wondering where you were on MTW. oh well, looks like you are a cunt lol! Keep up the funny shit dude!!
 
Posted by Petey!! on Sunday, October 04, 2009 - 1:05 PM
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Charlie

 
there's plenty more of the weeks to come to mock the crap out of and nobody did it quite as effectively as you. no disrespect intended where no disrespect is intended, i just hope this doesn't mean WE have to get up and dance because i dance quite a bit like a monkey
 
Posted by Charlie on Sunday, October 04, 2009 - 1:05 PM
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Just A Small Town Girl
Patricia Morrison

 
That sucks that you wnt do Mock the Week your reason I watch it Frankie but I will def be buying that book you are a legend
 
Posted by Just A Small Town Girl on Sunday, October 04, 2009 - 2:53 PM
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sinister
Sinister Pictures

 
Oh right Mr Boyle, just fuck off then, don't worry about the rest of us who look forward to seeing you on the idiot box. 

Seriously, good luck with the tour, will get along for a show money permitting of course now that I'm 'dolite scum'.

Thought you'd enjoy this too,


 
Posted by sinister on Sunday, October 04, 2009 - 2:53 PM
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hootsminfaursmaheed
Hootsmin Faursmaheed

 
I have tried to use my ring, but just don't get the message. When I tried pressing it up against my membership card, it left a mark similar to one I have seen left on a window, after a fat lady had her face pressed into it. Apparently, she had been recently eating chocolate. Am I doing it right?

EXPRESSION OF DISAPPOINTMENT

Am I to assume that due to your recent and sudden departure from the aforementioned television periodical, that there will no longer be a FREE mock the week warmup podcast? Being a resident of Aberdeen, I revel in things that are completely FREE and WITHOUT COST. I shat myself with laughter listening to your first edition, and will be really upset if they are to immediately cease. If this is the case, is their any chance you can continue to post your musings? Please...


 
Posted by hootsminfaursmaheed on Sunday, October 04, 2009 - 2:53 PM
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Mr' T !!!!!!
Richard Taylor

 
The racist door is now locked forever, i don't want u 2 go but it is youre decision all the best

 
Posted by Mr' T !!!!!! on Sunday, October 04, 2009 - 2:53 PM
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Charley :)
Charley Haynes

 
Well that just stinks, and i've been looking for your book everywhere but none of the shops have it  Mock the Week will be different now
 
Posted by Charley :) on Sunday, October 04, 2009 - 2:53 PM
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Lisaaa ♥

 
I wonder if they'll start mocking you in their weekly news...

I'll miss you Frankie :(

you make Mock the Week worth watching...

and I reckon you should sign me a copy of your book. ;)

x

 
Posted by Lisaaa ♥ on Sunday, October 04, 2009 - 2:53 PM
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Zak
Zak Ashton-Chandler

 
Smelliness... :) :(
 
Posted by Zak on Sunday, October 04, 2009 - 2:53 PM
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~ Vee aka Aurora Papillon ~
Veronica Hall-Roberts

 
argh! but u can't escape anyones clutches that easily ;] haha ave a gdun!
 
Posted by ~ Vee aka Aurora Papillon ~ on Sunday, October 04, 2009 - 2:53 PM
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Phil

 
Ah well, you'll be missed by the fans , ya wee ginger bawbag ;-)
 
Posted by Phil on Sunday, October 04, 2009 - 2:54 PM
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Mr Cox,

 
zig hiel von frankie.... yes watch that show BURN without you but ...bring some teeth back to british comedy ..pweeeease ..til then fuck off and do a tour and pay your bills you bearded gingerbloke before the taxman gets you
much luv
g.
 
Posted by Mr Cox, on Sunday, October 04, 2009 - 2:54 PM
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Chemical Nevis

 
heil hilter!

 
Posted by Chemical Nevis on Sunday, October 04, 2009 - 2:54 PM
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Leanne xXx
Leanne Davies

 
Frankie I'm gutted you're not doing Mock the Week anymore :(
The show is nowhere near as good without you - the last episode felt like there was something missing ... YOU!
Best of luck with what you do next then, be sure to keep us all updated so that we can still be huge fans! I'm sure whatever you do it will be inappropriately hilerious!
Loadsa love
Leanne xx

 
Posted by Leanne xXx on Sunday, October 04, 2009 - 2:54 PM
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♥~εïз ƒℓυттєяgιяℓ εïз~♥

 
What?? No more mock the week?? It wont be the same without you... *sob, sniff* xxxx
 
Posted by ♥~εïз ƒℓυттєяgιяℓ εïз~♥ on Sunday, October 04, 2009 - 2:54 PM
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Jules

 
MTW just won't be the same! Who will be in charge of that 'creaking' racist door?? See you on tour!
 
Posted by Jules on Sunday, October 04, 2009 - 2:54 PM
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Charley :)
Charley Haynes

 
I Just Cant Believe You're Leaving Mock The Week, It Wont Be The Same Without You, You Made Tha Show What It Is. x
 
Posted by Charley :) on Sunday, October 04, 2009 - 2:54 PM
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Nun Udda

 
No more MTW? :O

 
Posted by Nun Udda on Sunday, October 04, 2009 - 2:54 PM
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Shum
Shum Dvar

 
Damn. Couldn't you mock more shit out of the frelling week? All good things must come to an end and all that blah blah blah... Still sucks. Bullets.

 
Posted by Shum on Monday, October 05, 2009 - 4:59 PM
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Sean
Sean Butler

 
progression thats what i like to see!  mock the week is obviously shit now but you cant be its flagship forever, onwards and upwards Frankie!
see you in Blackburn next year!

 
Posted by Sean on Tuesday, October 06, 2009 - 2:40 PM
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Stephanie
Stephanie Bryant

 
i think ive said this befor but ill say it again how dare u quit mock the wk lol hope to see u on da box gen real soon where else am i guna find such humourous honesty ay show wont be as dark without ya xx
 
Posted by Stephanie on Tuesday, October 06, 2009 - 2:40 PM
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Keith
Keith Oakes

 
Hello mate, shame you're quitting Mock The Week, it'll never be the same without you. But anyway, good luck with your future projects & all the best to you & your family. Great website by the way, the comic strips really made me laugh. I hope all goes well for you in the future.

Take care,

Keith 
 
Posted by Keith on Wednesday, October 07, 2009 - 1:53 PM
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Pauline
Pauline Strobridge

 
good luck with everything not that you need it x pauline

 
Posted by Pauline on Thursday, October 08, 2009 - 2:23 PM
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Splodge
Graham Splodge Farrell

 
Hi Frankie. I used the decoder ring on my girlfriend's snatch, it said "I used to be a penis". I think the ring is broken. My girlfriend Simon agrees. :-(

I'm working on a panto based on The Killing Fields. Lot's of "It's behind you!", explosions etc. I'll let you know how it goes.....

I'm sorry you're leaving MTW, total bastards are an under-reprsented minority on tv......except for those on Question Time. You'll be missed
 
Posted by Splodge on Thursday, October 08, 2009 - 8:01 PM
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Annemarie

 
Still waiting for the book to make it over the channel. If it didn't make it and it got washed up somewhere would someone please tell me how many groupies he fucked without giving away the ending of course.

 
Posted by Annemarie on Thursday, October 08, 2009 - 8:01 PM
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StaceyMason
Stacey Mason

 
Frankie, Mock The Week won't be the same without you
 
Posted by StaceyMason on Tuesday, October 13, 2009 - 4:40 PM
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AEMS

 
mock the week was the best thing on tv - wont be the same now :(

 
Posted by AEMS on Saturday, October 17, 2009 - 7:57 AM
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Emz
Emma Wright

 
Mock the Week without you will be like seaside rock without the writing through it! Still, you feel you've done the right thing and that's the only thing that matters. Thank f**k for Dave and all its repeats. :)

 
Posted by Emz on Saturday, October 17, 2009 - 7:57 AM
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CrankItUp
Charlotte XD

 
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
im not watching mock the week anymore then :(:(:(
 
Posted by CrankItUp on Saturday, October 17, 2009 - 8:05 AM
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♪♥. brum

 
gutted, mock the weeks gunna be well different without you !
you & Hugh were like an item (L) aha
 
Posted by ♪♥. brum on Monday, October 19, 2009 - 11:33 AM
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Ivor Randle

 
Ah, cheer up everyone. We're all replaceable and however central we think we are, or convince others to think we are, even a poxy mutual backslapping fest of a comedy quiz show can carry on perfectly well without us. We are dust on the shoes of our neighbours and nobody will remember us 6 months from now. I think THAT'S the message of strength to take from Frankie's news.
 
Posted by Ivor Randle on Monday, October 19, 2009 - 11:51 AM
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The Cheshire Cat

 
I just saw you on Mock the Week, I usually find you quite scary, but you seemed rather happy today and I was quite endeared to you, what a clever man you are.
 
Posted by The Cheshire Cat on Monday, October 19, 2009 - 11:51 AM
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Walkin-X

 
Is the reason why you're leaving coz of this?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8314495.stm

Poor do's I think. You've said much worse lol!

Will miss you on Mock the Week.
 
Posted by Walkin-X on Tuesday, October 20, 2009 - 1:30 PM
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Doktor Kif / MajorTurnoff.TV

 

Aw shucks. Can you get on Have I Got Noose For You?!? PS I'm weak - tell Dara to stop mocking me! I'm gonna be his boss when I get the earth! And shucks - mock the week WON'T be the same witthout you. It might be better

.

 
Posted by Doktor Kif / MajorTurnoff.TV on Saturday, October 24, 2009 - 12:59 PM
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Celtic Cat

 
RIP MTW, don't think it will be the same without you, became tame when you were still on it, now you're gone, will be even more pussy-whipped now!
 
Posted by Celtic Cat on Friday, October 30, 2009 - 6:55 PM
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CHILF
Ami Dunford

 
awwww but yer i have to admit, u did mock the shit out of it XD

 
Posted by CHILF on Friday, October 30, 2009 - 10:37 PM
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Gilbert Syndrome

 
Leg-end!
 
Posted by Gilbert Syndrome on Wednesday, November 18, 2009 - 3:00 PM
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