So the humans are back from all their traveling.
And I can finally write again. Jeez, they really should have left me a computer here.

Anyway, I just wanted to spread the good news that I totally rule this house now. Yes, Jarmo has finally accepted me as the man in charge. I knew it was only a matter of time.

I also managed to finally convince the humans not to bother with that expensive diet food for old fuddy-duddies anymore and feed all of us the much yummier if not as health conscious grocery brand. All that health babble - totally overrated. You gotta enjoy life - and part of that just happens to be indulging in junk food. Don't you think? No?
Hmm... maybe I should start a whole food revolution... More junk food, less bad conscience, longer life! I'll work on that slogan.

Boxer!