The Basics
1.) Your name: Clifton Roberts
2.) Nicknames: Jenuma Hawkins, J, Jen, etc.
3.) Do you like these nicknames?: Yes
4.) Location: Alabama, AKA the seventh circle of hell.
5.) Age: 15
6.) Birthday: September 5th, 1992
7.) Zodiac sign: Virgo
8.) Parents names: Leonette and Russel.
9.) Siblings?: One sister and one brother.
10.) Pets: Two dogs.
11.) Number of rooms in your house: About 10 or so.
12.) Religion: Christian (Protestant, not Catholic)
13.) If so-practicing?: What?
14.) Male or Female?: Male.
15.) Is your family close?: Not really, my friends are closer.
What are your favorite
16.) Foods: Mexican and Italian.
17.) TV shows: Hunger Force, Family Guy, Metalocalypse, etc.
18.) Movies: Pirates of the Carribean, the Matrix, gladiator movies, etc.
19.) Actors: Will Smith, Johnny Depp, Jim Carey, etc.
20.) Actresses: No one comes to mind.
21.) Books: The Outsiders, that's pretty much it.
22.) Artists: Mike Shinoda, Joseph Hahn, Frank Maddocks.
23.) Types of Music: Metal, emo and screamo. Country and Hip-hop suck.
24.) Video Games: God, millions. My favorites are Ratchet and Clank.
25.) Computer Games: Uh... Solittaire?
26.) Outfits: Band tees, black striped button down shirts. Jeans.
27.) Stores: Hot Topic, Gamestop, Pac Sun.
28.) Sports: Sports are gay.
29.) Colors: Purple, green, orange.
30.) Numbers: 36,824,384,097.
31.) Websites: Anything... Gamespot in particular.
32.) Cartoons characters: Nathan Explosion, Master Shake.
33.) TV Channels: Adult Swim, Midnight Spank, Comedy Central.
34.) Made For TV Movies: Suck.
35.) Comedians: Dane Cook and Dmitri Martin.
36.) Comediennes: Wtf?
37.) Hair products: I don't know...
38.) Makeup Products: I don't wear makeup.
39.) Kind of Pens: I don't give a crap...
40.) Kind of Shows: Comedy, police mysteries, etc.
41.) Pieces of Jewelry: Silver stuff, crosses, celtic stuff.
42.) Kinds of Soap: I don't care...? Dial?
43.) Kinds of Shampoo: Also, I don't care...
44.) Game Systems: X360, although I have almost everything.
45.) CD s: I'm a pirate, most of my CDs are burnt.
46.) Snacks: I don't know...
47.) Past times: Video games, MySpace, skateboarding, music, guitar.
48.) Things to do on the weekend: Whatever.
49.) Magazines: Game Informer and Guitar World.
50.) Animals: Penguins, Llamas.
Clothing
51.) Favorite Brand of Clothing?: Anything at Hot Topic.
52.) Favorite sweatpants: I don't wear sweatpants...
53.) What is your everyday outfit?: Band tee and jeans.
54.) Do you wear a uniform to school?: Not anymore.
55.) Do you like it?: No, it's gay and the people that made them are gay.
56.) What is your favorite clothing store?: HOT TOPIC. OMG.
57.) Do you try to dress like other people?: Yes.
58.) Do you consider yourself to be trendy?: Uh... I don't know.
59.) What kind of shoes do you wear?: Skate shoes.
60.) Do you like funky shoelaces?: No.
61.) Do you wear hats?: I like fedoras and top hats.
62.) Do you wear a lot of jewelry?: Yes.
63.) If so, what?: Everything I have... at once.
64.) Do you wear belts?: I have one belt.
65.) Do you wear skirts?: No, seeing as how I'm a guy.
66.) Do you wear revealing clothing?: God, no!
67.) Do you like the Eskimo look?: No.
68.) Do you wear big pimpin coats?: No...
69.) Do you carry a purse or bag?: No.
70.) If so, what is it like?: I doesn't exist.
School
71.) What are your grades like?: High A's, always have been.
72.) Do you wish you could change your performance in school?: No.
73.) Are you failing anything?: No.
74.) Do you take a language?: No.
75.) If so which language?: Chatspeak LOL.
76.) Who is your favorite teacher?: Coach Ackerman.
77.) Do you decorate your locker?: No, that's like gold-covered crap.
78.) Do you decorate your bookbag?: No.
79.) If so, with what?: ...
80.) Do you draw on yourself in school?: Ha, yeah, sometimes.
81.) Do you doodle all over your notebooks? Yes.
82.) Do you take art?: I did last year.
83.) Do you walk to school or are you driven?: Driven.
84.) Do you like school?: It's okayish.
85.) How big is your school?: 4A, but we're poor as hell.
86.) Do a lot of your friends go to your school?: Almost all of them.
87.) Do you wish you could change schools?: Yes! I want to go to Corner.
88.) Are you on the Honor/Merit roll?: Um, high A's people.
89.) Do you participate in school plays?: No... they're usually screwy.
90.) Are you in any clubs/which ones?: No. Considering band though.
Your Room
91.) What color is your room?: Blood red.
92.) Is it messy or clean?: Clean.
93.) What are on your bedsheets?: Circles.
94.) Do you have posters on your wall?: Yes.
95.) If so, of what?: Bands, video games, and suff like that.
96.) Do you have a TV in your room?: Yes.
97.) A computer?: No...
98.) A radio?: Yes.
99.) An alarm clock?: Yes.
100.) A stereo?: Well, a boom-box.
101.) What is under your bed?: Crumpled pieces of paper and tape.
102.) Do you have a big closet?: Yes.
103.) Do you write on your walls?: I used to, not anymore.
104.) Do you have any beads hanging up?: No...
105.) If so, what design?: ....
106.) Is your ceiling decorated?: No.
107.) If so, of what?: ....
108.) Do you decorate your door?: No.
109.) With what?: ....
110.) What color is your carpet?: Almost white.
Music
111.) What are you favorite bands?: Linkin Park and Slipkont.
112.) Do you own a lot of CD s?: No.
113.) How many exactly?: About 20.
114.) Do you download music?: Yes.
115.) What are your favorite songs?: Right now, it's "No Life".
116.) Do you listen to the radio?: No, radio sucks.
117.) Do you like loud music?: Yes.
118.) Do you think its obnoxious when people drive down the street with their stereos all the way up blasting the kind of music you loathe?: Yes.
119.) Do you like rap?: Rap, yes, Hip-hop, no. Don't confuse the two.
120.) Do you like country?: Country is gay, I'll be blunt.
TV
121.) What TV shows are you glued to?: Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
122.) Are you a couch potato?: Yes, I guess.
123.) Do you watch the news?: No.
124.) Are you easily influenced by the people on TV?: No.
125.) Who is your favorite TV star?: Jensen Ackles?
126.) Do you watch late night TV?: Yes.
127.) Do you have more than 100 channels on your TV?: Yes.
128.) Do you actually care about any of those above 100?: No.
129.) Do you watch the Spanish channel just for fun?: I have once.
130.) What is your take on commercials?: Some are good, some suck.
131.) How big is your TV?: Uh, decent.
132.) Do you use a remote or change it manually?: Manually.
133.) When you see something on TV do you run out and buy it as soon as possible?: Of course not!
134.) Do you like dramas?: No.
135.) Do you like comedies?: Yes!
136.) Comedy Central-good or bad?: Very very good.
137.) Are you obsessive over anyone on TV?: No.
138.) Do you watch any sports on TV/which ones?: Sports are gay.
139.) Do you watch music videos?: Yes.
140.) Do you like watching I Love the 80 s even if you weren t living in the 80 s?: No.
Morals/Beliefs
141.) Religion?: Protestant Christian.
142.) Do you go to church regularly?: Yes.
142.) Pro-life?: Yes.
143.) Pro-choice?: NO!
144.) Are you a virgin?: Yes.
145.) Do you believe in God?: Yes.
146.) Jesus?: Yes.
147.) Allah?: No...
148.) Buddha?: Buddha was a man, Siddharta Guatama. Nothing more than mortal, corruptible man.
149.) Do you have crosses hanging in your house?: No.
150.) Do you believe in the true meaning of Christmas ?: Giving? Yes.
Friends
151.) Who are your best friends?: Megan, Herman, Joseph and Gordan.
152.) Do you have a lot of friends?: No.
153.) Who is your funniest friend?: Joseph!!!
154.) Craziest?: Joseph.
155.) Weirdest?: Joseph.
156.) Prettiest: Uh, Megan. Hands down.
157.) Fanciest?: Herman.
158.) Sportiest?: Gordan...
159.) Girliest?: Well, uh, Megan. =P
160.) Mellowest?: Herman.
161.) Stupidest?: Gordan.
162.) Smartest?: Megan.
163.) Thugest?: Herman.
164.) Do you have a lot of acquaintances?: Tons.
165.) Are you friends with any of your teachers?: A few.
166.) Are you friends with any friends parents?: Yes, definitely. Most of them.
167.) Are you really outgoing only around your friends?: No, anywhere.
168.) Are you comfortable around your friends?: Yes, very.
169.) Are you easily influenced by your friends?: Not easily.
170.) Are you part of a clique?: Um, I'm pretty much in the emo clique.
171.) Do you make new friends easily?: Depends.
172.) Do you have a lot of friends online?: Yes.
173.) Where did you meet them?: At school.
174.) Do you have a lot of LJ friends?: I don't have a Live Journal.
175.) Do you sleep over at friends houses a lot?: Not much, regrettably.
176.) Do you make yourself at home when you go to other friends houses?: No, I can't do that.
177.) Do your friends rub off on you a lot?: Yeah I guess.
178.) Could you live one day without your friends?: Yeah.
179.) Rate your social life on a scale of 1-10: Um, maybe 8.
180.) How is this survey so far?: Actually fun, thanks. =)
This or That
181.) Book bag/Messenger bag: Messenger bag.
182.) Punk/Emo: Hard choice... I guess emo.
183.) Rock/Rap: Rock.
184.) Jay-Z/Nas: Wtf...
185.) Justin/Clay: They're both gay.
186.) Ruben/Clay: Ruben.
187.) Cat/Dog: Cat.
188.) PS2/Xbox: XBOX.
189.) DVDs/VHS: DVDs
190.) Cds/Tapes: CDs
191.) Big screen/small screen: Big screen.
192.) Movies at home/in the theater: Theatre.
193.) Popcorn/Candy: Popcorn.
194.) Jacket/Coat: Jacket.
195.) Real fur/Fake fur: Neither, it looks crappy and it encourages poaching.
196.) sister/brother: Brother.
197.) Home/House: House... at least at the moment.
198.) Espanol/Deutsch: Deutsch (that's German)
199.) Art/Computer: What kind of comparison is that?
200.) Laptop/Desktop: Laptop.
201.) Pepsi/Coke: Coke.
202.) Orange/Apple: Orange
203.) Phone/Computer: Computer.
204.) Email/Letters: Email.
205.) Big/Small: That seriously depends, now doesn't it?
206.) Pizza/Ravioli: Pizza.
207.) Baby/Toddler: Toddler, they can talk a little bit.
208.) 16/21: 21, but not for the alcohol.
209.) CSI/24: Don't watch either. CSI.
210.) Superman/Spiderman: Spiderman is a wimp.
211.) Kilborn/Conan: Conan.
212.) Letterman/Leno: Leno.
213.) SNL/MadTV: SNL.
214.) Flinstones/Jetsons: Flintstones.
215.) Lord of the Rings/Harry Potter: Harry Potter.
216.) Boxers/Briefs: Boxers.
217.) Pants/Skirts: Pants.
218.) Skirts/Skorts: Neither...
219.) Fork/Spoon: Fork.
220.) People/InTouch: Neither, both are demonic... I hate them.
Are you
221.) Gothic?: Sometimes I guess.
222.) a freak?: No.
223.) a computer nerd?: Yeah. :p
224.) a science freak?: No.
225.) a sports fan?: God no, I don't want to watch those homosexuals and their balls. Gah.
226.) One of those people that sit in the back of the room during an exam and cough and sniff the whole time?: No...
227.) a class clown?: No.
228.) funny?: I guess.
229.) serious?: Yeah, mostly.
230.) intellectual?: Yes.
231.) an LOTR nerd?: A what?
232.) a failure?: No...
233.) a success?: Yep.
234.) a loser?: No.
235.) popular?: A bit.
236.) lazy?: Yes.
237.) outgoing?: Yeah.
238.) shy?: Uh... not so much anymore.
239.) friendly?: Yeah, to some people.
240.) easily annoyed?: No.
241.) tolerant of others views?: *sigh* I'm better, I really am.
242.) addicted to crack?: No...
243.) addicted to any other drug?: No... well, Advil. :p
244.) a partier?: Huh?
245.) naturally hyperactive?: No.
246.) wild?: No.
247.) sporty?: *shivers* *puts wooden stake into a football player*
248.) smelly?: I certainly hope not.
249.) an insomniac?: Unfortunately, yes.
250.) a procrastinator?: Yep.
251.) a criminal?: No.
252.) a crackpot?: Uh... wtf?
253.) a bookworm?: No, I hate reading.
254.) hairy?: I guess...?
255.) good at playing basketball?: No.
256.) in high school?: Yes.
257.) in prison?: Yeah, they let us on MySpace here. WTF!!??
258.) from mars?: You know it.
259.) straight?: Yes.
260.) gay?: No...
Random Questions
261.) Do you like frosted flakes?: They're grrrrrrrrrrrreat.
262.) Are you easily mistaken as being someone of the opposite sex?: No...
263.) Do you like nuns?: No.
264.) Is this survey getting on your nerves?: No, I like it.
265.) Do you use correct English?: Yes.
266.) Hablar Espanol?: Not much.
267.) Spien Deutsch?: None.
268.) Speak English?: Yeah.
269.) Do you know what an aphrodisiac is?: Yes... disgusting.
270.) Do you know what Dracula's first name is?: Nobody does, his name is never given in the novel. His son's name, however, is Alucard Dracula.
271.) Do you like Russian names?: Yes.
272.) Like Vlad?: Yes.
273.) Homer?: No.
274.) Are you a busy body?: No.
275.) Do you like to glue quarters to the floor and see how many people try and pick them up and proceed to fail?: No.
276.) Do you like to go mini golfing dressed as old men?: No...
277.) Do you like to roller skate?: Yeah.
278.) Who do you wish was president?: Chuck Norris. I'm serious.
279.) What do you think of Pres. Bush?: Uh... he's not president material.
280.) Do you play Roller Coaster Tycoon?: Yes.
281.) Are you insecure?: No.
282.) Are you influenced by ancient Greek culture?: Yes.
283.) Roman culture?: Romans just stole Greek culture, so yes.
284.) What kind of architecture do you like?: Greek.
285.) What style architecture is your house?: I don't know.
286.) Do you like to shop in big cities?: I'd love to.
287.) Do you like to clean your room?: Yes.
288.) Do you hate when people sit in the back of the room during an exam and cough and sniffle the whole time to break your concentration?: That's never happened.
289.) Do you think that clocks are dumb?: No.
290.) Does anybody really know what time it is?: I do.
291.) Does anybody really care?: I do.
292.) Who sings that song?: That's a song?
293.) Do you like Chicago?: Yeah.
294.) Does Nevada have a football team?: I don't know.
295.) What did you get on the last big test you took?: A 93 I think.
296.) Do you pace in circles when you get nervous?: No.
297.) Do you play with dolls?: No.
298.) Do you like Star Trek?: No.....
299.) What's 2+9+9?: 20.
300.) Do you like filling out these surveys?: Only this one, most are boring.
Money
301.) Do you have a job?: Yeah, sort of.
302.) What do you do?: I do mechanic stuff.
303.) Does your boss like you?: Yeah.
304.) How much do you get paid?: $25 per day.
305.) Do you have your own bank account?: Yes.
306.) Do you have a credit card?: No.
307.) A checkbook?: No.
308.) Are you a big spender?: Yes.
309.) Do you go to the mall a lot?: No.
310.) In an average week, how much money do you spend?: $0, I never have any.
311.) Do you know how much a peso would be worth in the United States today?: No.
312.) How about a Franc?: No.
313.) Do you really care?: No.
314.) Do you like your job if you have one?: No, I bloody hate it.
315.) If you don t have one, do you wish you had one?: I wish I had a different one.
316.) Do you wish you had more money?: Yes.
317.) Why?: Life expenses in general.
318.) Would you rather be filthy rich with no friends or dirt poor with tons of
friends and a dog?: Poor with friends.
319.) Do you have a cool wallet?: No.
320.) What is the largest amount of money you ever had in your possession at
one time?: About $1K.
321.) What are you wearing?: A7X shirt and jeans.
322.) What are you listening to?: "The Sacrifice", by Symphony X.
323.) Who are you talking to?: Megan.
324.) What are you doing other than filling out this survey?: IMing Megan.
325.) How is your hair?: Messy.
326.) Do you have anything on your feet?: Shoes.
327.) Are you cold or warm?: Decent.
328.) Do you have any jewelry on?: No.
329.) Do you have any makeup on?: No.
330.) Name 4 things laying around your desk: Printer, envelope, a cup, and a dragon thing...?
331.) Pick up a book laying near you and type a random sentence from a
random page: "Dracula's face was a strong - a very strong - aquiline, with high bridge of the thin nose and peculiarly arched nostrils; with lofty domed forehead, and hair growing scantily round the temples, but profusely elsewhere. His eyebrows were very massive, almost meeting over the nose, and with bushy hair that seemed to curl in its own profusion. The mouth, so far as I could see it under the heavy moustache, was fixed and rather cruel looking, with peculiarly sharp white teeth; these protruded over the lips, whose remarkable ruddiness showed astonishing vitality in a man of his years. For the rest, his ears were pale and at the tops extremely pointed; the chin was broad and strong, and the cheeks firm though thin. The general effect was one of extraordinary pallor."
332.) Open a cabinet near you and describe what's in it: The keyboard!
333.) What time is it?: 1:45.
334.) Should you be doing something else now?: Nope.
335.) Why aren't you doing it?: Nothing else to do.
336.) Is your room a mess now?: No.
337.) Is your mom nagging at you to clean it?: No.
338.) What are any people around you doing?: Being a bum with no job.
339.) Who are you thinking about right now?: My Megan. =)
340.) Are you doing anything illegal?: No.
Looks
341.) How much time do you spend on your appearance in the morning?: About and hour.
342.) Do you wear makeup regularly?: Never.
343.) If so, what?: ....
344.) Are your looks important to you?: Yeah.
345.) Do you want to change the way you look?: A bit.
346.) What would you change?: My hair.
347.) How do you usually wear your hair?: I can't wear it several ways LOL.
348.) Do you dye your hair?: No.
349.) Do you straighten you hair?: Yes.
350.) What color is your hair naturally?: Brown.
351.) What is your eye color?: Brown.
352.) Do you wear colored contacts?: No.
353.) Do you look like your parents?: No.
354.) Is that good or bad?: Good.
355.) Do you turn strange colors sometimes?: No...
356.) Why?: ...
357.) Do you have any piercings?: No.
358.) Any tattoos?: No.
359.) Ever gotten a makeover?: No.
360.) Do you experiment a lot with new looks?: No.
Travel
361.) Have you ever been out of the country?: No.
362.) Out of your state?: A few times for vacation.
363.) Out of your city?: Yes.
364.) Do you go on a vacation every year?: No.
365.) If so, to where and for how long?: Usually to the beach for a week.
366.) Have you ever ridden in a plane?: Unfortunately, no.
367.) In a boat?: Yes.
368.) Do you visit relatives that live far away from you at all?: No.
369.) ON average, every week how many miles do you travel?: Maybe like, 100.
370.) Do you drive?: Yes.
Cars
371.) Favorite car?: '67 Chevy Impala.
372.) Color for that car?: Metallic blue.
373.) Do you have your license?: No.
374.) Permit?: Yes.
375.) Do you like fast cars?: Not really.
Sleep
376.) How long so you sleep each night on average?: About 5-7 hours.
377.) Is this enough?: No.
378.) Do you dream every night?: I wish.
379.) Describe a weird dream you had: The sniping kids and the rowboat. Megan understands.
380.) Do you sleep in awkward positions?: No…
381.) Do you sleep in school?: Yes.
382.) If so, do you wake up with different patterns all over your face from
whatever you were laying on?: Yeah LOL.
383.) What position do you usually wake up in?: On my back.
389.) Does your alarm clock wake you up?: No.
390.) What kind of alarm clock do you have?: Digital sound soother.
Going Out
391.) How often do you go to parties?: Never.
392.) Are you a crazy party hopper?: No.
393.) Do you like wild parties with lots of people?: I hate parties.
394.) Are you a social butterfly?: No.
395.) Do you go clubbing?: No.
396.) Ever been drunk?: Never.
397.) Ever get kicked out of a party?: I don't go to them.
398.) For what?: …
399.) Do you throw a lot of parties?: No.
400.) Do you go to the mall a lot?: Sometimes.
401.) Do you go with a lot of friends?: No.
402.) Do you like going to arcades?: No.
403.) Is DDR a cool game?: Yeah I guess.
404.) What about those racing games?: Unfair!
405.) How many parties have you been to in the last 3 months?: None.
406.) How many formal dances have you been to in the last year or so?: None.
407.) Do you dress up when you go out?: Yeah.
408.) Do you go to see a lot of movies on the weekend?: No.
409.) Who has the best parties?: No one, parties suck.
Dating and Stuff
410.) Are you involved romantically with anyone right now?: Yes. =)
412.) Do you wish you were with someone right now?: Yes. =)
413.) Do you have a secret crush?: No…
414.) Who?: No one, I love my Megan.
415.) Do they know? Yes. =)
416.) How many people have you dated in the past year?: One.
417.) Kissed in the past year? One.
418.) Do you know what 143 means?: I guess I don't.
419.) How many people have you said "I love you" to?: Hundreds.
420.) Did you mean it?: Of course.
421.) If you didn't mean in, why did you bother saying it?: I do mean it.
422.) Do you say I Love You to your friends all the time?: Yeah.
423.) Where do you go out on dates?: Movies, swimming, etc.
424.) What's the most fun date you ever had?: June 19th. =)
425.) If you break up with someone do you cry your heart out while listening to breakup songs and then in an hour your fine again with a new love-buddy?: I've never broken up before.
Who Would Win In a Fight?
426.) Britney or Christina: They'd both lose.
427.) Justin or JC: Neither.
428.) Frodo or Sam: Uh… I don't know.
429.) B2K or Nsync: Neither, they're both gay.
430.) Cartman or Bart Simpson: Ooh, tough one. Cartman.
431.) Dracula or Frankenstein: Dracula.
432.) Triumph or Simon Cowell: Simon ROFL.
433.) Conan or Jay: Jay!
434.) Rosie O Donnell or Boy George: George.
435.) Carmen Electra or Pamela Anderson: They both suck.
436.) Tommy Lee or the guy who's married to Carmen Electra right now: IDK…
437.) Bill O Reilly or Chris Matthews: Chris Matthews
Inspiration
438.) Who are your heroes?: Napoleon Bonaparte, Chuck Norris.
439.) Why do you look up to them?: They're steadfast and brave.
440.) Do you wish you could be just like them?: I wish I could be similar.
441.) State the most inspiring quote you know: "Now that's an improvement. But then again, it's not hard to improve on garbage."- Captain Price.
442.) Do your parents inspire you?: Not at all.
443.) Do any of your friends inspire you?: Yeah.
More Random Questions
444.) Are nutri-grain bars good or bad?: I don't care for them.
445.) Do you eat a lot of donuts?: Not really.
446.) What kind?: …
447.) Do you like chocolate?: Yes.
448.) Has your uncle ever gone to jail for unpaid parking tickets?: Uh… no.
449.) Do you see dancing giraffes and living gnomes in your sleep?: No.
450.) Do you like headphones that go in your ears or stay out?: Go in.
451.) Do you like mini blinds?: What?
452.) Have you ever broken your mini blinds with a hanger?: Uh…
453.) Have you ever gotten into a violent fit of rage and tried to murder someone?: No.
454.) How is this survey so far?: It's not so great anymore.
455.) Do you like the movie Fantasia ?: Never seen it.
What's Your Take On
456.) Life: Is great. =)
457.) The world: Is also great.
458.) President Bush: Is weird.
459.) Ahhhhnold: Is the governor of California.
460.) Gary Coleman running for governor: That guy is sad.
461.) Howard Stern: Don't know him.
462.) The war in Iraq: Is necessary but they're doing it incorrectly.
463.) The economy: Sucks.
464.) Jay-z retiring: Who cares? He sucks.
465.) School: Not seeing Megan. =(
466.) Going to college: Confusing.
467.) Marriage: I want it.
468.) Football: Is gay.
469.) Baseball: Is less gay but still gay.
470.) People cutting themselves for pleasure: Whatever, it's their life.
Do You
471.) Pick your nose?: No.
472.) Untie your shoe laces every time you take your shoes off?: No.
473.) Fart a lot?: No…
474.) Burp a lot?: No…
475.) Do stupid things in public?: No.
476.) Terrorize innocent people on golf courses?: I hate golf.
477.) Have random hallucinations?: No.
478.) Wear shirts with quotes on them?: No…
479.) Wear patches and/or pins on your clothing?: No.
480.) Wear leg warmers?: No.
481.) Sing in the shower?: Never!
482.) Play any card game?: Solitaire, Black Jack, and Poker.
483.) Sleep with a teddy bear?: No.
484.) Take your pet for a walk?: No.
485.) Have a snake?: No…
486.) Have webbed feet?: No…
487.) Wear colorful socks?: No…
488.) Have a life?: Yeah, it's great.
489.) Drink coffee?: Not much.
490.) Drink tea?: By the gallons. =)
Internet
491.) What are your screen names?: Jenuma.
492.) Emails?: Jenuma@bellsouth.net
493.) Do you have a website?: http://www.gamespot.com/users/Jenuma
494.) Do you have a live journal or dead journal?: Neither.
495.) Do you ever get off the computer?: Yeah it gets boring.
496.) What are your favorite websites?: GameSpot, MySpace, YouTube.
497.) What are your favorite online stores?: E-bay!
498.) Do you buy a lot of stuff online?: Rarely.
499.) If so, what?: Jewelry and stuff.
500.) What's the last thing you bought online?: Dimebag Razorblade necklace.
501.) Do you have a lot of online friends?: Yes.
502.) Have you ever met any of them in person?: No.
503.) Who's the best person to talk to online?: Megan.
504.) Do you ever catch yourself using computer language out loud? A few times.
505.) Do you use AIM, ICQ, Yahoo, MSN ?: None of them.
506.) What's your desktop background?: Kadaj and his brothers in a forest.
507.) What's your AIM icon?: Don't have one.
508.) How many hours do you spend online in a week on average?: Maybe… 30?
509.) Do you have a webcam or a mic?: No.
510.) If your computer shut down for a week, would you die?: No… I would be hurt though.
Presents
511.) What's the best present you've ever received?: The necklace Megan gave me.
512.) What's the worst present you've ever received?: I don't know.
513.) Do you think its better to give than to receive?: Yes. Feels better.
514.) Do you feel guilty when people get you a great present, but you didn't get them one?: Of course.
515.) Do you make up a lie to cover it up?: No.
More Favorites
516.) Favorite radio station: Nothing.
517.) Favorite day of the week: Sunday. =)
518.) Favorite fruit: Kiwi.
519.) Favorite vegetable: Okra.
520.) Favorite lunch meat: Ham.
521.) Favorite candy bar: I don't know.
522.) Favorite nail polish: I don't wear nail polish LOL.
523.) Favorite chair: I don't know.
524.) Favorite early morning show: I don't have any.
525.) Favorite morning talk show host: None.
526.) Favorite writing paper: *sigh*
527.) Favorite section of the newspaper: Comics.
528.) Favorite sibling (if you have any): My brother Herman.
529.) Favorite distant relative: I don't know my distant relatives.
530.) Favorite dessert: I have tons.
531.) Favorite weather: Cloudy and overcast, like just after a rainstorm.
532.) Favorite season: Fall.
533.) Favorite shoe brand: Adio.
534.) Favorite lunch: I don't know… Mexican stuff.
535.) Favorite breakfast: I don't eat breakfast.
536.) Favorite author: S.C. Hinton.
537.) Favorite place to see concerts: Small venues.
538.) Favorite band to see live: LINKIN PARK.
539.) Favorite survey you've ever gotten: This one, so far.
More This or That
540.) Nike/Adidas: Adidas
541.) Alone/With friends: Depends.
542.) Work/Have off: Have off.
543.) Pomegranate/Perssimon: Pomegranate.
544.) Raspberry/Blueberry: I don't know.
545.) Cheech and Chong/Abbot and Costello: Wtf?
546.) Acid/Shrooms: NEITHER. =/
547.) Who/The Who: The Who.
548.) Older/Newer: Depends.
549.) Regular pretzel/Pretzel log: Regular pretzel.
550.) Have sex/Make love: Uh, make love.
Have you ever
551.) Used a swear word the wrong way and made it sound completely stupid?: Oh yeah.
552.) Skipped school?: No.
553.) Done drugs?: No. Except for Advil.
554.) Been drunk?: Never.
555.) Been so drunk you couldn't remember your own name?: No…
556.) Had to look after someone who was on drugs?: No.
557.) Gone insane?: No.
558.) Been in the hospital over night?: Yes.
559.) Been in a car accident?: No.
560.) A bike accident?: No.
561.) Broken a bone?: No.
562.) Sprained a wrist or an ankle?: Yes.
563.) Been online for more than 8 hours at one shot?: Yes.
564.) Loved somebody so much it made you cry?: Yes.
565.) Watched TV for more than 11 hours straight?: No.
566.) More than 12 hours?: No.
567.) How about 5 hours?: Possibly.
568.) Slipped in public and had everyone laugh at you?: No.
569.) Passed out from hunger?: No.
570.) Been to a LAN party?: No. I wish.
Other Stuff
571.) Do you like going to basketball games?: They're boring and gay.
572.) How about swim meets?: No.
573.) Tennis matches?: No.
574.) Do you like Family Feud?: No…
575.) The ones with Richard?: No…
576.) How about Match Game?: No…
577.) Do you watch Game Show network regularly?: No.
578.) Do you believe in dream catchers?: No.
579.) Do transvestites appeal to you?: God no, they're not even people.
580.) Have you ever been to New York City?: I wish.
581.) Do you wish you could live somewhere else?: Yes!!!
582.) Do you dress in different ways to look like other people?: Sometimes.
583.) Yes or No: Christina Aguilera has talent: No.
584.) Do you like TiVo?: I wish I had it.
585.) Do you have a TiVo?: No.
586.) VCR s or DVD players?: Ugh.
587.) Are you an animal rights activist?: No, but I support it.
588.) A vegan?: No.
589.) Vegetarian?: No.
590.) What do you want to be when you grow up?: Rockstar/Video game developer.
Do you know
591.) Who won the Super Bowl last year?: No, it's gay.
592.) Two years ago?: It was still gay back then.
593.) Who hosted Family Feud after Richard?: I don't watch it.
594.) The author of "Frankenstein"?: Mary Shelly.
595.) Who the Canadian Prime Minister is?: Stephen Harper.
596.) The Queen of England?: Elizabeth Mary the 2nd.
597.) Prime Minister of Britain?: Gordon Brown.
598.) Espanol?: No.
599.) Deutsch?: No.
600.) Japanese?: No.
601.) Français?: No.
602.) Chinese?: No.
603.) Portuguese?: No.
604.) (If you don t, do you wish you knew any of these languages?): Yes, and Latin.
606.) The capital of the US?: Washington DC.
607.) All of the Canadian provinces?: No.
608.) The two most commonly used languages in the world?: Mandarin Chinese and English.
609.) How to fly a kite?: No.
610.) How to surf?: No.
611.) Skateboard?: Yes.
612.) How about rollerblade?: Yes.
613.) What year the Korean war started?: 1950. I just looked it up LOL.
Emotions
614.) What is the one thing in the world that makes you teary eyed?: Uh… Megan knows. =(
615.) Happy eyed?: Wtf…
616.) What song always makes you sad?: My Immortal, by Evanescence.
617.) Happy?: Hundreds.
618.) Which person always makes you really happy?: Megan. =)
619.) Really depressed?: No one I actually talk to. =/
620.) Are you a really emotional person?: Very.
621.) Are you a naturally depressed person?: No.
622.) A naturally happy person?: Yes.
623.) How long does it take you to overcome a bad emotion?: Depends on what caused it.
624.) What do you do?: …
625.) What song do you think was written about your life?: Numb, by Linkin Park.
The Last Person To
626.) Who was the last person to hug you?: Megan. =)
627.) Talk to you?: Megan.
628.) IM you?: Herman.
629.) Touch you physically?: Megan.
630.) Touch you emotionally?: Megan.
631.) Hurt you?: …
632.) Make you feel gooooood?: Megan. =)
633.) Scold you?: I don't remember.
634.) Praise you?: ROFL.
635.) Say "Hello" to you?: I don't remember.
Weaknesses
636.) Are you secure with yourself?: I guess.
637.) What do other people think of you?: Don't care.
638.) What kind of person do you see yourself as?: Accepting to some, determined and jealous.
639.) What is your one major weakness?: Um… I don't know. It'd be kind of retarded to post it here, now wouldn't it?
640.) Do you consider yourself to be a strong person?: Yeah I guess.
641.) A weak person?: I don't think so.
642.) Are you stressed out?: Sometimes.
643.) If someone insults you, can you just brush it off or move on?: No. =|
644.) Do you hold grudges against others that insult you?: Yes.
645.) If you are sitting in class and you say something really dumb or do something really stupid and everyone starts laughing at you, can you brush it off easily?: I feel like an idiot for a while, but after a few days everyone tends to forget about it.
MORE Random Stuff
671.) Name all the Teletubbies in order right now no thinking: I don't know them…
672.) Do you like to blurt out random sayings in a conversation for no reason?: No.
673.) Do you talk Simmish?: Wtf.
674.) Oday ouyay peaksay igpay atinlay?: I am luentfay in igpay atinlay.
675.) Isn't pig latin the best?: It owns. =)
676.) Do you have a distinct smell?: I don't know…
677.) Do you know anyone who has a distinct smell that you wish you could bottle and make a perfume or something?: Yes!!!!!!!!!!
678.) Have you ever read Gone With the Wind?: No.
679.) Did you ever have a crazy eighth grade teacher?: My 8th grade teacher was my mother.
680.) Are you in an asylum?: No.
681.) College?: No.
682.) What is your favorite scent?: KISS.
683.) Do you eat chocolate?: Oh yeah.
684.) Where is your favorite restaurant?: Taco Bell.
685.) What is the best feeling in the world?: Megan kissing me instead of me kissing her. =)
686.) What is the worst feeling in the world?: …Megan knows this one too. =(
687.) Do like Spongebob?: Of course.
688.) Do you think he's gay?: No…
689.) How about Squidward? A little off track?: He's pretty funny.
690.) Do you like to make up stupid excuses in school like "I was too busy getting raped by a bull to do my homework"?: No LOL never done that before.
691.) Do you do your homework every night?: Yes.
692.) Do you usually get a lot?: No.
693.) "OOOOOO poor baby": Wtf…
694.) Have you ever been French kissed by a dog?: Uh, no.
695.) Have you ever fed a dog or cat out of your mouth?: No……..
696.) Ever eaten a doggie biscuit?: No.
697.) Don t you wish they would make them for humans too?: Someone's a dog lover. :p
698.) Where is your second home?: Um, I don't have one.
699.) Are dollar stores cool?: No.
700.) How many phone numbers do you have memorized that you don t need to look up?: I think like, 5 at the most.
701.) Do you wish your teeth would get whiter?: Yes.
702.) Can you do the limbo?: Not well.
703.) Do you make New Year s Resolutions?: No, it's pointless.
Which Friend
704.) Has the best taste in music?: Megan.
705.) Has the coolest name?: Ashley Megan. =)
706.) Has the best taste in movies?: Megan. Wow, this really says a lot.
707.) Has the nicest hair?: Megan.
708.) Has the fittest body?: Megan.
709.) Do you hang out with most?: Megan. =D
710.) Has the coolest parents?: Megan.
711.) Lives closest to you?: Herman. Damn, I was hoping all of these would be Megan.
712.) Lives the farthest from you?: Megan. =,(
713.) Can you relate to most?: Megan.
714.) Is the best for advice on anything?: Megan.
715.) Can you make you laugh the easiest?: Megan.
Word Association!
716.) blow: pop.
717.) lollipop: some gay rap song.
718.) obnoxious: gas. Don't ask.
719.) cold: penguins.
720.) hot: beach.
721.) smell: demons. Again, don't ask.
722.) car: colors.
723.) rain: anime.
724.) wet: water
725.) steamy: sauna.
726.) bite: teeth.
727.) beer: rednecks.
728.) rock: gravel.
729.) hard: wood.
730.) soft: skin.
I know some of those are very weird.
OK Here's the dirty part
731.) Have you ever played a game that required the removal of clothing?: No…
732.) What s your favorite place to be kissed?: Lips…
733.) Are you a tease?: =)
734.) Spit or swallow: NEITHER. OMFG.
More "Do you"
735.) Twirl your hair?: Yes.
736.) Hate yourself?: No.
737.) Want to kill yourself?: No.
738.) Dream of death and blood and gore?: Sometimes.
739.) Go into frequent fits of depression and/or rage?: No.
740.) Touch your face a lot?: Yes.
741.) Watch MTV?: No.
742.) Have any lesbian/gay/bi friends?: Yes.
743.) Consider yourself tolerant of other people s differences?: Depends.
744.) Wish you could fly?: Oh yeah.
745.) Wish you could be invisible?: Oh yeah!
746.) Read minds?: OH YEAH.
747.) Watch wrestling?: No.
748.) Like filling out love surveys?: Yes. =)
749.) Work out?: Yes.
750.) Play any sports?: SPORTS ARE GAY.
More Have You Ever
751.) Gotten a DUI?: No.
752.) A speeding ticket?: No.
753.) Been in a fist fight?: Yes.
754.) Participated in a backyard wrestling match?: No.
755.) Considered a life as a criminal?: What?
756.) Held a gun?: Yes.
757.) Considered prostituting yourself for money?: No…
758.) Been used?: No.
759.) Been rejected?: Yes…
760.) Experimented with homosexuality?: NO.
761.) Threw up on a roller coaster?: No.
762.) Laughed so hard you peed your pants?: No.
763.) Slept more than 13 hours straight?: Yeah.
764.) Tackled the mailman?: No.
765.) Laugh so hard you cried?: Yes.
766.) Been on the phone for more than 5 hours straight?: Yes.
767.) Done crack?: No.
768.) Done cocaine?: No.
769.) Passed out during school?: No.
770.) Had sex?: No.
More Random Questions!!!!!!!!!!
771.) Do you know what boricua/moricua/morena mean?: No.
772.) What language is spoke in Brazil?: I have no idea…
773.) Can you name all 32 football teams in the NFL?: No.
774.) How about every baseball team in MLB?: No.
775.) Do you like hot dogs?: Depends.
776.) Are baseball games fun?: No…
777.) Is 7 a lucky number?: No.
778.) Do you believe in Ouiji boards?: No.
779.) Have you ever played a guitar?: I still play.
780.) Do you have dreams about becoming famous?: Yeah.
781.) Do you like U2?: They're okay.
782.) Has anyone ever asked you about U2 and you responded "I LOVE U2!" and the other person got really confused?: No…
783.) Do you own a CD by the Beatles?: No.
784.) Do you straighten your hair?: Yes.
785.) Do you wear sweat pants?: Rarely.
786.) Do you wear black lipstick?: No.
787.) What kind of headphones do you have?: Earbuds.
788.) Do you use your portable CD player a lot?: No.
789.) How often do you need to buy a new CD player?: Never.
790.) What is the CD in your CD player right now?: I don't have one.
791.) How often do you change your underwear?: Every day.
792.) Are you addicted to popping pimples?: No…
793.) Do you ever slip and accidentally say "pimping popples" instead of "popping pimples"?: No.
794.) Do you have a walk in closet?: Yes.
795.) Did you ever get stuck in a closet while listening to "Harder to breathe" or whatever by Maroon 5?: Uh, no.
796.) Do you pray daily?: No.
797.) If you die right now what will happen to you?: Idk…
798.) Are you paranoid?: No.
799.) Do you go to thrift stores to shop?: Of course not.
800.) Have you ever seen a used pair of underwear for sale?: No.
Which One Are You?
801.) Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle: Not sure.
802.) Power Ranger: No idea.
803.) Rugrat: Idk…
804.) Powerpuff Girl: ROFL.
805.) Villain: I don't know…
Do You Own
806.) A cell phone?: No.
807.) A CPR certification card?: No.
808.) A Member s Only jacket?: No.
809.) A book over 900 pages long?: Yes.
810.) A porno?: No.
811.) A gun?: I have a bow…
812.) A pair of toe socks?: No.
813.) A portable DVD player?: No.
814.) A Michael Bolton CD?: No.
815.) A car?: No.
816.) A trucker hat?: No.
817.) A pair of cut-off shorts?: No.
818.) A wife beater?: No.
819.) A butcher knife?: No.
820.) A pocket knife?: No.
821.) A Rolex?: No.
822.) A bike?: No.
823.) A thong?: No.
824.) A bikini?: No.
825.) A speedo (guys)?: No.
826.) Anything from Tijuana?: No.
827.) A drum set?: No.
828.) An electric guitar?: Yes.
829.) A signed photo of anyone famous?: No.
830.) Any of the "Rocky" movies?: No.
More Random Questions. No they will not stop.
831.) Do you have fleas?: No.
832.) Quote Aladdin in any way: I can't…
833.) Did you ever play backyard baseball in real life?: No.
834.) How big is your backyard?: Huge.
835.) Do you like hairy backs?: No…
836.) Hairy chests?: No…
837.) Are you attracted to older men/women?: Not at all.
838.) Do you wish you had more hair?: No.
839.) What does Prilosec treat?: Pain? Not sure.
841.) Are you on any medication?: Yes.
842.) Do you have asthma?: No.
843.) Do you have an inhaler?: No.
844.) Do you use your inhaler more than 5 times a week?: No.
845.) Do you think you need to take medication for this disorder?: No.
846.) When was the last time you got a haircut?: About a month ago.
847.) What is your hair length?: Longer than most.
848.) Do you know how to change a tire?: Yes.
849.) Do you know how to change oil in a car?: No.
850.) Did a ring ever turn your finger purple/blue/green?: Yes.
851.) Have you ever taken a bus ride to another state?: No.
852.) Have you ever taken a bus to the mall?: No.
853.) Do you like the show Recess?: I liked it.
854.) What s your take on the show Judge Judy?: It's funny.
855.) When did WW2 start?: America was involved after the bombing of Pearl Harbor.
856.) When did it end?: When Hitler surrendered.
857.) What is your nationality?: Irish, mostly.
858.) Where did your family come from?: Ireland and other British nations.
859.) Have you ever been to Hell?: What, New Jersey? No.
860.) Do you believe there is a Satan?: Yes.
861.) Do you believe in angels?: Yes.
862.) Do people always tell you that you look stoned?: Yes.
863.) What percentage of the time are you actually NOT stoned?: 100%
864.) Do you like to say random words during conversations like "naked" to get people s reactions?: No.
865.) Do you own any NKOTB merchandise?: Don't know what that is.
866.) Have you ever gotten the urge to bang any member from Menudo?: Uh, that's a no.
867.) Aren't those Menudo kids soooooooooooooo sexy?: I don't know who they are.
868.) Do you constantly use away messages even if you are gone for 3 days at one shot?: No.
869.) Do you collect anything?: No.
870.) Have you ever made a bong from an exhaust pipe?: Uh, no.
871.) Do you have pothead neighbors?: Yes.
872.) Which is your favorite toe?: I like them equally.
873.) Favorite finger?: I don't know…
874.) How many wisdom teeth do you have?: Four.
875.) Do you have a Kidz Bop CD?: No…
876.) Do you like to watch the Kidz Bop commercials just because they re so sad and stupid?: Yes.
877.) Have you ever made out with someone of the same sex?: No.
878.) If you answered yes to 877, WHY????????!!!: I answered no.
879.) Do you grind a lot?: No.
880.) Do you like to grate cheese?: ROFL, yeah.
881.) Can you sing the Oscar Meyer jingle?: I can, but I won't.
882.) Are you related to someone famous through only 3 degrees of separation?: No.
883.) How about 5 degrees of separation?: No.
884.) OK be honest how's the survey so far?: Great.
885.) Do you usually like to answer all the questions on surveys?: Yes.
886.) What time is it?: 11:16.
887.) Do you use the word uber a lot?: I used too.
888.) Do you pretend like you know other languages when you really don t?: No.
889.) Can you take a crap in other people's houses without feeling awkward?: No…
890.) Have you ever overflowed a toilet in public?: Thank God, no.
891.) What did you do?: Nothing.
892.) Have you ever heard an old lady say "Fire trUCK"?: What does that even mean?
893.) Do you swear like a sailor?: Uh, worse, sometimes.
894.) Do you think it's sassy when people of the opposite sex swear every once in a while when they usually don't?: That's sexist.
895.) Can you sit on the toilet and take a poo?: Okay, WTF.
896.) What term do you like to use for poo the most: Idk…
897.) What does PMS stand for?: Premenstrual syndrome.
898.) Do you like to inhale potpourri?: ???
899.) Can you say the alphabet backwards without stopping?: Yes.
900.) How far can you count on your fingers?: Uh, 10.
901.) Are outhouses or porta potties ok for you?: No!
902.) What is the funniest portapotty company name you have ever seen?: I don't pay attention.
903.) How many people are on your AIM buddy list?: I don't have AIM.
904.) Do you like the Godfather movies?: Never watched them.
905.) How about Good Fellas?: No.
906.) Watch the Sopranos?: Sometimes.
907.) Does the mobster life appeal to you?: No.
908.) Do you know anyone in the mob?: No.
909.) Have you ever woken up to find a horse head laying in your bed?: No LOL.
910.) If you could rename your town to be anything you want, what would you name it?: Redneck town. I hate it here.
911.) Osama Bin Laden: dead or alive?: Dead.
912.) Do you wear a lot of bright colors?: No.
913.) Do you watch day time soaps?: No.
914.) Do you watch Cartoon Network?: Yes.
915.) Do you use a calculator?: Yes.
916.) What kind is it?: It's the computer program.
917.) Do you like pizza to be delivered to you?: Yes.
918.) Did you ever have to do a science project?: Lots of times.
919.) Don't they suck?: Yeah.
920.) Did you ever have to help a family member with a science project?: No.
921.) Do you help out at the Special Olympics?: No.
922.) Do you know anyone with mental disabilities?: Yes.
923.) Are you a racist?: No.
924.) When you go to restaurants do you eat a lot or try and minimize you intake?: Eat a lot.
925.) Do you diet?: No.
926.) Do you have trouble sticking to promises?: No.
Hygiene
927.) How often do you shower?: Every day.
928.) Do you wash your hands after you go to the bathroom?: Yes.
929.) How often do you wash your face?: Every day.
930.) When you bleed do you use a band aid?: Yes.
931.) Do you wash your cuts out with soap and water?: Yes.
932.) Do you wash your hair every day?: Yes.
933.) Do you blow your nose a lot?: Almost never.
934.) Do you cough a lot?: Yes. :(
935.) If so, do you cover your mouth or let the germs fly?: Cover my mouth…
936.) Do you wear deodorant regularly?: Every day.
Issues
937.) Do you have any type of mental disability?: No.
938.) Do you have OCD?: Very much so.
939.) Do you have ADHD?: No.
940.) Are you on any medication for any mental disorder?: No.
941.) Do you suffer from anxiety or depression?: Sometimes.
942.) Do you get sick really often and for long periods of time?: No.
943.) Have you ever had the chicken pox?: No.
944.) The monkey pox?: No.
945.) The mumps?: No.
946.) The measles?: No.
947.) Did you ever have a hole in your heart?: No.
The Last Set of Random Questions
948.) Have you ever been on TV?: Yes.
949.) Have you ever been on the radio?: No.
950.) In the newspaper?: Yes.
951.) Have you ever been quoted by anyone at all?: No.
952.) Do you watch Saved By The Bell?: I used to.
953.) Did you cry when Mr. Rogers died?: God no, that little pervert.
954.) Did you ever see the movie Who Framed Roger Rabbit?: No.
955.) Do you think Frank Zilinski is a moron?: I don't know him.
956.) Throw me some Polish names: Uh… I don't know any.
957.) What size shoe do you have?: 11.
958.) How many pairs of shoes do you have?: 4.
959.) How big is your wardrobe?: Medium sized.
960.) How much do you weigh?: About 150 lbs.
961.) How tall are you?: Uh, almost 6 feet.
962.) Do you have cankles?: WTF?
963.) Do you have fat wrists?: No.
964.) Fat thighs?: No.
965.) Do you shave your toes?: No.
966.) Do you shave your legs?: No.
967.) How often?: Never.
968.) How about those armpits?: No.
969.) Are you a germaphobe?: Yeah.
970.) How many legs does an octopus have?: 8
971.) How many legs do you have?: 2
972.) Do you have braces?: No.
973.) Are you getting sick of these questions?: No.
974.) Do you snort when you laugh?: No.
975.) Do you snore?: No.
976.) Do you have your own room?: Yes.
977.) Do you have an overactive bladder?: No.
978.) How about an overactive pooper?: Uh, no.
979.) Have you ever had an out of body experience?: No.
980.) Do you know who Tim Burton is and/or do you like him?: Yes, good stuff.
981.) How about Tim Curry?: No, don't know him.
982.) Are you ticklish?: A bit.
983.) Do you have a gay uncle?: No.
984.) A lesbian aunt?: No.
985.) Do you like salad?: Yes.
986.) Have you ever been to a Farmers Market?: No.
987.) Ever been to a pig auction?: No.
988.) Are you artsy?: I wish.
989.) Do you like to eat pie?: Yes.
990.) Do you like to say "no pun intended" for no reason?: No…
991.) What's your favorite pie flavor?: Coconut.
992.) Do you like ice cream cake?: Yes.
993.) Is the glass half empty or half full?: Half empty.
994.) Who was the Lone Ranger's, nephew's, horse?: I don't know.
995.) Do you like cheese?: Yes.
996.) Do you know Eric Shaun?: No.
997.) Do you think that last question was really lame?: Yes.
998.) Did you think this whole survey was really lame?: No.
999.) Was it a waste of your time?: No.
1000.) Do you waste a lot of time doing stupid pointless things when you should be doing more important things?: Yeah. It's fun.