I am very poignant in the summertime.

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I wish my best friend is Shania Twain.

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I sometimes neglect my own urges.

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I believe that if you have a problem, you should deal with it first, and ask questions later.

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I grew up with a very small brain.

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I layer my own pants when it's cold outside, cause I don't want frostbite, please.

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I will run through fire to live your life, not mine. But I will be dead.

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I keep my cellphone in my wallet to protect it from scratches and/or blemishes.

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I should be concerned with my schoolgrades, but things get harder on the outside.

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(Why the hell are you blue?) I tried to lift a fifty pound dumbbell but it didn't work out with my body's chemistry.

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I sing in the shower, but it makes me body loquacious.

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I tried to bake 30 minute brownies in 15 minutes.

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I like to walk around while brushing my teeth, it makes me feel adventurous.

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I was shocked to discover that my stuffed animal was actually a piggybank.

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I think a girl will one day cook me a five course meal, then give me braces.

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I suffocated the monster in my closet with farts.

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I believe I am pretty when I'm pugnacious.

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I hope I never fall into a well.