My Liver hurts and it is only Tuesday! I guess the weekend hasn't quite stopped for me yet. Jealous? Don't be. It's hard out here for a pimp. OK, that was super fucking gay and I apologize. I can't believe I said "Pimp". I did watch Hustle and Flow last week... What I meant to say was that it is hard out here for a 33 year old, overweight, balding, burned out drunk who is desperatley trying to relive the 10 years he lost all the while treading water in a sea of retarded sexuality and 22 year old college girls. It ain't pretty and it ain't easy. Trust me kiddies...Have fun now because it just keeps getting harder to keep up with these skinny good looking mutherfuckers.

Enough of that Boo-hooing bullshit. Buy me a shot and let's shut the fuck up about it already. I gots some news for yous. Now this isn't written in stone yet, but it's just too good to keep under wraps. The Me-Thinks have been asked to play the Wreck Room's 9th Anniversary with none other than the completely fucking baddass dudes of DIXIE WITCH. I'll keep you posted as it solidifies more.

And now for something completely different:

Here are our weekend practice scores for those of you who are playing at home in the Me-Thinks Fantasy Band contest:

Will -      

Marlin -  

Ray -