Greetings from Fort Rhetoric!


 What say all? How's the summer treating you? Dont you just LOVE this mid atlantic weather? Yeah, me either...I wish I was in Chicago. We just wanted to drop our fans a line and check in, you know break some bread as the old folks might say.
 Have you heard our new songs? Of course you have, cause you are at every show, right? We have a VERY fresh set for you all to listen too. Of course we toss in a old favorite...MAYBE two. But we have been deep in the Bat Cave creating a nasty little mix of jams. That's one thing we have been about, constantly keeping it fresh, like Justins kicks.
  Not only have their been some changes to the set, we all as a band have been doing some stuff in our own lives that you may not know about:

Justin is back in school, for design. I know, it's like Castro taking Spanish lessons, but you always can learn something new I guess. I do not think he can be any better at it, but what do I know. He has also picked up a few new pairs of sneaks, they are so hot I must spell it hawt.

Bens hair is getting longer, and his shorts are getting shorter. Which in his own right is totally pulling off, somehow. Considering he was bald, it is quite a sight. He is in love with these haggard ass cut off jean shorts he came acrossed somewhere, and his long pale legs make me believe in ghosts. He has written some sick percussion for some of our new tracks, and watching him play is a show in itself.

Brian got a dog. It's a dog. I have no clue what it is. It looks cute enough though. He has been spending a lot of time with Kevin really hashing out some lush guitar grooves for all of your ears. Have you seen his new Fenders? They make me what to slap my Mother.(What does that even mean?) I think his writing on the new tracks are some of his best. I think he is trying to pull the curtian back a bit as to what makes him tick, so you can see what he is all about lyrically.

Kevin got a sleek hair cut. He looks hipster executive, kind of like Jim Halpert. Kevin scored some new gear he is pretty proud about, he's all like "Check out my boss pedals, they totally own!" Ok, he did not say that, I just like to give kevin the persona of a total frat/surfer bro. In reality he is a genius behind the guitar and a real down to earth pal to have.


So there you are, totally up to speed with all of us. Why not return the favor and come hang out with us at our next show.Let us know what YOU have been up too, no good I am sure. We have two dates in July that promise to blow your pants over your head. Head to the Upcoming Shows on the main page to find out more.


Stay Cool,

Blind Rhetoric