Ever pissed on a light-socket, said "Holy shit!" and did it again? That's exactly the effect you get with the new Vale of Pnath: energizing and addictive! You want to listen to it again and again, the songs are so manly, it's like going sky-diving with nothing in your backpack but beef jerky and porn.

Imagine if a Bugatti Veyron was transferred into pure horsepower, and expressed in brutality, original melodies and variable drum-shredding, and when "A Disorienting Blur " takes off – there's no stopping it.
The songs are brutal and heavy… brheavy.
The first note gave me a hernia. I had to pull a permit with the city just to play the whole thing.
To understand why - it looks like chuck Norris was so great – he had to outsource his awesomeness to this band.
Are you wondering why I haven't compared the new songs to an orgasm yet? Simple. An orgasm would be foreplay to what this music makes you feel.

If you're gay – this demo is like going down a slide filled with sausages, while wearing short-shorts. If you're lesbian – it's like having an all night clam buffet at the wife-beater and crew-cut store.

The new Vale of Pnath.


Get it. Get it now. Spread it like your mom did 9 months before you were born!

-Vale of Pnath review by Vman The Barbarian