OK, so it's xmas now...and I'm in a bottle of wine, and a full case of guniusses...however the fuck you spell that. I'm fucked up with some xmas cheer...and I'm kind of dizzy too.

O ya, I just watched Mission Impossible III and I'd have to say...it's pretty cool. I think the girl who is Tom Crusiesssies's wife is hot as balls! I think sh'es the father of the bride chick and if that is the case she's been hot for like 10 years I think.

She's not like over the top hot...she looks like a regular person...which is why she's super hot hotty pants hot. Ya, I think I could think that she is SOME kind of hot. O ya, and did I mention the movie was pretty good.

I bet at thisp point you don't even know what I'm saying...but that's becasue I'm drunkenist I've ever been...ok, I faked that part I can't type drunker without being drunk...I just thought it sounded pretty funny. I even did you all the favor of not trying to undo the typos in this...so you could laugh at my drunkenisity...AHHHHHH! I'm typing with my eyes colosed...and that can show you how fucking sweet I am even drunk with my eyes closed I can type like at least, hmmm I would da wait what was that??? I I wanted to say SAY...wow, eye's still closed! Ya, I'm a typing lord. They used to call me lord of the typing but then I guess typing wasn't as coool as rings or something. Can you believe I'm still typing with my eyes closed? I seriously drank like a gallon of liquor...wow I think I typed that bad...you get the point.

So, I guess Marry Xmas to everyone who is not sleeping...and I will talk to some of you at some point later when I'm not drinking....wooooooooooooo. Maybe I'll take a picture! God! That seems hard...I wdon't want to get the camera out....I thikn I'm going to sleep in this room now...casuase I'mn tired all of a sudden...

Marry xmas...this is what you have to look forward to kids! Drunken lonly xmases iwth your dog!