OK, I'm sure everyone knows how much I LOATH MySpace...but these Match.com ads they have plastered all over it are making me fucking mental! I TRY to keep my mouth shut...and not go ape shit crazy every time I see something like this...but this is the final straw.

If you don't know what kind of ads I'm talking about...log into MySpace for two seconds. They are flash based advertisements with a mock Internet camera. They look like some poor, innocent girl is just browsing Match.com with nobody to love her. Boo hoo...that poor sweet innocent thing. Of course...don't mind that she just got out of the fucking shower, and she's in the act of drying herself. O wait...her fucking roommate is there too?? O my, they are both so cute...Awe!!! O my...they are eating suckers?? O my god...that is so hot...they are sucking those suckers so seductively. O my god...let me just sign in and meet both of them!

GOD...I want to stick a hot poker in my goddamn eyeball! I'm guessing the only normal women you will ever meet on Match.com exist after you're done fucking your way though a pile of lying fat whores who think their high school picture from 10 years ago looks "exactly" like they look today.

ARGHHHHH! Please someone watch one of these ads and tell me I'm not crazy! Maybe they are different for girls...I wonder if MySpace puts little movies of guys up there for the women. If they do...let me be the first to tell you...guys on Match.com either look like me, or they are busy living in their parents basements! Don't believe this shit!