Please limit all discussions this week to the following topics:

Tuesday, 11/7 - An evening with DisembAudio - we discuss his recent research into the Crimean War and the Presidency of John Tyler.  Pipe smoking permitted, cigars are politely discouraged.

Wednesday, 11/8 - Neutral Milk Hotel's "In the Aeroplane Vs. The Sea" - Perfect, or could it have been improved upon had DisembAudio participated?

Thursday, 11/9 - Friends had a whole bunch of guest stars towards the end of its run - Why no DisembAudio?

Friday, 11/10 - The Decalogue: A Viewing Party.

Saturday, 11/11 - DisembAudio prank calls Car Talk and pretends like he knows what the hell "Fuel Injection" is.  Wouldn't that be awesome?

Sunday, 11/12 - Are you ready for some football?  DisembAudio is!  Dis shares his "Lock of the Week" with his fans.  It's guaranteed* free** money***!

*guarantee = drunken assurance
**free = $4.95 per minute
***money = those tickets you win playing skeeball